י"ט לחודש הרביעי תשע"ג
|Emeq Refa'im: The main street runnin |
through the German Colony neighborhood
Generic Rechavia pretension.
9. The Village Green on Yaffo Street
Look how frum and healthy I am, and look at me talking very loudly about health and kashruth,...without too much concern for the amount I am inhaling.
8. Greens in Sha'arei Hessed
Pretension for frum families. Overpriced for one, and only one, reason: It is located in Sha'arei Hessed. Wearing your shortest skirt and longest sheitel is a must!
7. Sushi Rechavia on Emeq Refaim
The modestly-priced place to be seen,...dining outside.
|"Aroma Espresso Bar"|
Look at how hard I'm studying, while I sneak a peek once in a while at a potential sexual conquest.
5. Aroma Café on Har HaTzofim-Hebrew University
Ashkenazy and "Ashkenized," secular elite in training.
4. Aroma Café on Emeq Refa'im
OK. So, by now you should have figured out that most anyplace on Emeq Refa'im is pretentious, mostly for tourists, and "one-year Israelis."
3. Most Any English-speaking Schul in Qatamon
Um,...no surprises here. Just get over it....
P. S. "Shtieblach," just like "gush," is an IMPERSONAL noun, not a personal one.
2. Coffee Shop on Azza
Kind of like Aroma, but with more computers, and a closed out smoking section.
And the most pretentious hang-out in Jerusalem is...
1. Tahanat HaCafe ("The Coffee Mill") on Emeq Refa'im
Pretension so thick, it can be cut with a knife. Self-importance and leftist arrogance are gross understatements.