י"ז לחודש השישי תשע"ג
What's all this I have been hearing about Bassar Al-HaAish (Heb.: "meat on the fire"/barbecue)?
And, why are the Syrian people trying to overthrow their government over it?
This is an outrage!
How dare the Syrian people accuse Bassar Al-HaAish of releasing chemicals on them!
It was probably their own flatulence from eating all of that Bassar Al-HaAish!
And why did they all go to a Bath Party anyway?! All those naked people and bubbles together were bound to cause problems!
Oh,... you mean it's not Bassar Al-AaAish, but Bashar Al-Assad from the Ba'ath political party?
Oh, well, then that's different.