Saturday, January 17, 2009

CNN: "10 Things To Say To Keep The Peace."

Mossa'ei Shabbath Qodesh Parshath Shemoth 5769

Jack
tipped me off [via our new toy Twitter] to this CNN story by Laurie Puhn, "10 Things To Say To Keep The Peace." He suggested that he might have to play with this one. But maybe I beat him to it. In any event, I look forward to see what he does with it.

Laurie Puhn recommends the "use [of] these 10 go-to phrases to defuse potentially volatile conversations and help you get through the coming years -- in harmony." Even though she is talking about personal relationships, I would like to throw her advice back at her Arab-loving CNN, otherwise known as the Crescent News Network.

Crescent News Network

Let's see if they think the advice is still sound if Israel were to use these phrases in its work to "harmonize" its relationships with various Arabs (and one Persian)....
1. President Mubarik, thank you for your opinion. I'll think about it.
(Egypt)


2. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, is this a good time for you?
(Iran)

3. Osama Bin Laden, would you like my thoughts?
(Al-Qaeda)

4. Mahmud Abbas, why don't we get the facts?
(Palestinian Authority)

5. King Abdul, I need your help. Can you please...?
(Saudi Arabia)

6. Mouamar Qadafi, let's wait on this until we have more information.
(Lybia)

7. Ismail Haniyah, what did you mean by that?
(Hamas)

8. Sa'eb Erakat, I don't like that, so why don't we do this instead?"
(Palestinian Authority)

9. Hassan Nasrallah, I'm sorry you're upset.
(Hezbollah)


10. Ahmed Tibi, let me get back to you.
("Israeli" Arab MK)


What do you think? Are there go-to phrases something you would be willing to try on Arab terrorists?

3 comments:

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Anonymous said...

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B"H

If facebook is depressing, twitter with this "what are you doing" question is an instigation to commit suicide. Why? because the "What are you doing" question is an indicator of thoughtlessness: what are you doing? Like: tell me something. Or: have you eaten? If I knew how to build sites I'd put up one with the question: What do you think of this? And: what do you think of that? What are you doing? Bleah, vomiting!

Captain USpace said...

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Hamas will never honor a ceasefire, and as soon as they start firing rockets again, Israel must too.

These people equating Israel with the Nazis have to be insane, and they are mostly from the Left. The Left acting like Nazis and calling for a new Hitler, and for the Jews to go to the ovens, wow! Hitler, someone even most of them would say they hate. The Left, many are anti-semitic Nazis, they should be so proud. The truth is coming out, it is getting harder to hide.

The MSM is insidious, they are instrumental in fanning these flames. We must keep trying to de-brainwash as many people as possible. As the brave Geert Wilders put it recently, "To begin with, there is already a Palestinian state, and that is Jordan. This land covers nearly eighty percent of the historic Palestine. Most residents of Jordan are Palestinians, for instance queen Rania."

Why doesn't Jordan take the poor Palestinians in the West Bank and Egypt control the nut jobs in Gaza?

They don't want them, that's why. They should be made to take them. That may be the only answer.

Hamas is what makes Gaza much worse than it could be. If they would give up the dream of destroying Israel and the Jews and stopped all missiles and suicide bombers, and all terrorist attacks, Israel would welcome doing business with them, and things would be peaceful. But they can't do this as long as they follow their Koran strictly.

There is no negotiating with a mad man, or with Jihadis who want to die to go get their 72 virgins.
I hope Israel doesn't quit too early. If Israel is destroyed, terrorism in the rest of the world will just increase, it will never stop, as long as there are Radical Muslims, or rather, Muslim Fundamentalists; who are appeased, defended, and kissed up to.
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absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
let someone hit you

over and over again
and NEVER hit back harder

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absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
DO NOT defend your country

from terrorist monkeys
just let them bomb you at will

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absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
BOMB kindergartens

then piss and moan and whine
when their parents bomb you back

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absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
never mock Hamas

it's just their religion
you RIGHT-WING INFIDEL
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All real freedom starts with freedom of speech. Without freedom of speech there can be no real freedom.
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What Really Happened in the MidEast?
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Help Stop Terrorism Today!
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USpace

:)
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