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United Jerusalem Party for City Council

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Stupid Sh*t Jewish Feminists Say

ט"ו לחודש השמיני תשע"ו

1. Fem: You're trying to silence my voice!
    Man: Well, I am afraid I am going to have to disagree with you...
    Fem: Shut up!

2. Fem: You're marginalizing me!
    Man: Oh, I'm sorry. How did...
    Fem: Stupid man!

3. The only answer to peace is forced gender-reassignment for all men!

4. Women Only = Safe Space
    Men Only = Inherently Exclusionary

5. Women have suffered at the hands of male-perpetrated aggression since the beginning of time. So, now, we are allowed to overcompensate by striking back at men whenever and for whatever reason we want!

6. The huppah (wedding canopy) is inherently sexist.

7. Man: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
    Fem: Shut up! That's not funny! It's offensive!

8. The Torah has been hijacked and manipulated by the hierarchical patriarchy, which has silenced the feminist voice, and has perpetrated of our oppression, beginning with Lillith and Eve!

9. Baruchah At Shekhinah... (feminized version of Baruch Atah HaShem...)

10. Fem: I am a political lesbian!
      Real Lesbian: (eyes rolling)

2 comments:

Neshama said...

"Gender equality? PA urges women to murder Jews with rocks"
Arutz7

Esser Agaroth said...

That's not fair! Why to they only get to use rocks?!

;-)

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