President Obama To Receive Medal Of Di-STINK-tion

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Peres To Give Obama Medal Of Distinction 
President will honor his American counterpart for standing with Israel ‘in times of crisis’ 

By Raphael Ahren, February 18, 2013

The STINK seems to bother even Prez Peres.

It is doubtful US President Barack Obama will rack up many tangible policy achievements during his upcoming Middle East trip. But if worse comes to worst, he won’t go home entirely empty-handed: President Shimon Peres on Monday announced that he will present his American counterpart with the Presidential Medal of Distinction during his March stay in Israel. (cont.)

Pres. Barack Hussein Obama

What has President Obama done to deserve this, recently created, prize?

The same thing he did order to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009,...ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Actually, that's not true.  He DID do something.

He has been faithfully serving the anti-Torah, anti-Israel, Erev Rav agenda, and he has been doing so quite well.

Congratulations, Mr. President!

Keep up the good work, and next time you will receive the ultimate prize!

...special participatory distinction in the destruction of the Jewish People and its homeland, presented by the Palestinian Authority.

In the meantime, he should enjoy his medal.  But instead of Medal Of Distinction, it would be more a lot more accurate, if it had been named the Medal Of Di-STINK-tion.

More On The 2007 JIB's: Did You Do This, Too?

Erev Shabbath Qodesh Parshath Behar-Behuqotai 5767


Would you like to know how long it took me vote?

WHEW!

A VERY long time. No, it's not the fault of the JIB Awards site.

It's mine, all mine.

For many of the categories, I checked out the results first. I then made a point of voting strategically, so that the blogs and blogs posts I did NOT like would have less of a chance of winning.

Needless to say, this took me a while.

Did you do this, too?

I'm evil aren't I?

NYAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!

On The 2007 JIB's

Erev Shabbath Parshath Tazri'a-Messor'a 5767

Well, now that the JIB Award Nominations are in, it's time for me to give you my 10 agaroth on them.



First of all, I must be slow. Even though this is the first time I bothered paying attention to the JIB Awards, I suppose I should've picked up the connection between the abbreviation "JIB" and the sailboat motif LONG ago. Please tell me that there IS a connection. It's hard for me to tell which is the "jib" and which is the "main sail" in the JIB logo, but no matter.

One of the advantages of being a native of San Diego, is that I actually know what a "jib" is. San Diego is one of only six cities in the world to play host to the America's Cup regatta. San Diego is also host to the Word Championship Over The Line Tournament (Warning: This is an R-rated tournament.) and the U. S. Open Sandcastle Championship (in Imperial Beach actually). But I digress....

Here's something I noticed in the JIB Awards FAQ's:

- So I can nominate and then others should vote or is it better for others to nominate?

We have no idea if it's a better 'strategy' to wait until you are nominated by someone or to self nominate. It won't make any difference in where you show up on the voting list whether you are nominated early or late. You may vote for yourself as well.

Strategy? What strategy? To win? I guess winning is the goal here, which undoubtedly will get you more exposure.

I am not criticizing those of you who nominated yourselves. On the contrary, I commend you. The goal here IS exposure. You will get it; I won't.

I just couldn't bring myself to nominate myself. My ego wouldn't let me, just like my ego won't let me actively request that other bloggers add me to their blog rolls. And, no, this is not a passive-aggessive way to manipulate you into blog-rolling me. Please don't, unless YOU want to. I cannot guarantee that I will return the favor, not until your blog passes the utmost scrutinous of inspections. Although I list some blogs with which I do not entirely agree politically or religiously, Mamlakhtim need not apply....

I am purposely posting this entry, now that the JIB Award Nominations are closed. So, you can't nominate me, even if you wanted to. For those of you wannabe psychologists out there, this your cue to accuse me of lacking confidence in myself. For those of you non-wannabe psychologists out there, this is your cue to accuse me of not being good enough to be nominated anyway, and "When the hell is that Ben-Yehudah guy gonna finally learn how to proof-read?!" and "He hardly blogs very much anyway!"

Well, that may change, now that I'm being laid-off as of 18 Iyyar (May 6).... But, that's another story for another tiime.

I'll just leave you with a quote, followed by a SHAMELESS plug for those of whom I nominated for a JIB Award:

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!" -Stuart Smalley

Note: This blogger disavows any connection whatsoever with Al Franken. So, stop the lashon hara' before it starts!

MY Nominations:

Best Overall Blog: Shiloh Musings

Best News/Current Events Blog: Tel-Chai Nation

Best Slice of Life in Israel Blog: Faith In Natan

Best Right-Wing Political Blog: Lamrot Hakol

Best Photo/Graphics Blog: Jewish Nation