Showing posts with label Food And Drink. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Food And Drink. Show all posts

Wednesday, November 12, 2025

דייב פורטנוי יש לי הצעת עסקה בשבילך! / Dave Portnoy, Have I Got A Deal For You!

כ״א לחודש השמיני תשפ״ו
English follows the Hebrew.
ישראל הי!ם: "כעס וחוסר אונים": התקרית האנטישמית של המיליארדר וכוכב הרשת היהודי
במהלך צילום סרטון לתוכנית המצליחה שלו, דייב פורטנוי נקלע לאירוע אלים ומקומם - שתועד, הופץ וגרר תגובות נזעמות מצד הגולשים • זו לא הפעם הראשונה שבה הבעלים של האתר המצליח "ברסטול ספורטס", מוצא את עצמו "מככב" באירוע דומה
ענבל חייט 9/11/2025
עשר אגורות (2¢):
דייב פורטנוי, ברוך הבא למועדון! ...או ליתר דיוק, מזל טוב על חידוש חברותך במועדון של מטרות שנאת היהודים.

ולא, אני גם לא צוחק וגם לא מזלזל במה שאתה ויהודים אחרים בארה"ב עוברים באופן קבוע יותר ויותר.

אני מנחש שאתה מגן על זכות אמריקאית שלך לחיות בשלום ובשלווה במולדתך.

ובכן, למרות שרבים מהיהודים כאן בארץ טוענים שפניותיי אליך יפלו על אוזניים ערלות, אנא הקשיב לי.

ארה"ב אינה מולדתך. וכפי שאני מציין הרבה פעמים, אפילו עם כל הפגמים של הממשלה והמשטר השולטים בה כיום, ארץ ישראל היא מולדתך האמיתית היחידה.

דבר אחד שאני לא יכול להציע לך בארץ היא פיצה ממש טובה. כלומר, יש לנו כמה מסעדות פיצה טובות. פשוט אין לנו פיצות שאתה כנראה אתה רגיל בן באמריקה. ובכל פעם שמישהו מנסה לפתוח מסעדת פיצה בסגנון ניו יורקי או שיקגו, היא אף פעם לא מצליחה הרבה זמן. אני בטוח שגם לפיצה בסגנון קליפורני* אין סיכוי להציח כאן.
*מתגעגע על הפיצה הכשרה של מוסארלה עם שיני שום שלם, לב ארטישוק וחציל כבוש, סן דייגו, קליפורניה.
אבל אתה לא תוכל להציע פיזה מצויינת כאן? כשתפתח את בר הספורט החדש שלך!

אין הרבה ברים ספורט בארץ. עם כל הניסיון שלך, הבר שלך יכול להיות הפופולרי ביותר. איזה אתגר מרגש לפתוח בר ספורט בארץ! ערך הנדל"ן של תל אביב עולה. ואתה יכול להמשיך את המאמצים המקוונים שלך כאן בארץ, ולספק כל הפרשנות שלך מרחוק.

אז מה אתה אומר, דייב? מוכן להרפתקה מאתגרת? פשוט עלה על המטוס!

וזכור, יציאה מאמריקה עם שנאת יהודים בעלייה היא לא ויתור. אלא היא קריאת הכתובת שעל הקיר, ויציאת מקלט זמני של הגוים למען המטרה הסופית של כל היהודים, לעלות למולדתם האמיתית והנצחית היחידה, ארץ ישראל.

Foxnews: Student arrested after disrupting Dave Portnoy’s pizza review with antisemitic rant caught on video: police
Patrick McClintock allegedly yelled 'F--- the Jews' during Barstool founder's pizza review in Starkville [Mississippi]

Stepheny Price, Adam Sabes, November 11, 2025
Esser Agaroth (2¢):
Dave Portnoy, welcome to the club! ...Or rather, congratulations on the renewal of your membership to the Antisemitic Target Club.

And no, neither am I making fun nor am I minimalizing what you and other Jews in the U. S. go through on an increasingly regular basis.

I will hazard a guess that you are defending you place an American to reside in peace and tranquility in your homeland.

Well, in spite of so many of my fellow Jews here in Israel claiming that my pleas to you will fall on deaf ears, please indulge me.

The U. S. is not your homeland; is. And, as I have stated so many times, even with all of the flaws of the goverment and regime currently in control of it, the Land of Israel is your only, true homeland.

I am afraid that is one thing I cannot offer you in Israel, is really good pizza. I mean, there are acually a few decent pizza joints here. They are just not what you are probably used to in America. And, anytime anyone tries to open up a New York or Chicago style pizza joint, they never last very long. I am sure that California style* wouldn't have half a chance here either.
*Missing Mossarella's [kosher] whole garlic, artichoke heart, and marinated eggplant [kosher] pizza, San Diego, CA.
But, hey. Maybe you can offer it here, when you open your new sports bar!

There aren't very many sports bars in Israel. With your experience, yours could rise to be the most popular. Just think of what an exciting challenge it would be to open up a sports bar in Israel. Tel-Aviv's realestate value is on the rise. And you can continue your online endeavors here, and provide any commentary remotely.

What do you say, Dave? Ready for a challening adventure? Just hop on the plane!

And remember, leaving an America with Jew-hatred on the rise is not being a quitter. It is reading the writing on wall, and leaving a non-Jewish temporary refuge for the ultimate goal of all Jews, to relocate to your only true and eternal homeland, Eretz Yisrael, the Land of Israel.

Monday, August 11, 2025

שף מסרב שירות לעו״ד אלן דרשוביץ / Chef Refuses to Serve Alan Dershowitz. He Does Not See the Blessing in Disguise

י״ז לחודש החמישי תשפ״ה
English follows the Hebrew.
דעה בפוקס ניוז: דרשוביץ מתמודד עם פוליטיקה של פירוגי וצביעות השמאלנים (תרוגום)
עורך דין מפורסם אומר ששף סירב לשרת לאחר שלבש חולצת טריקו בעד יהודים בשוק האיכרים במרתה'ס ויניארד (אי במסצ׳וסטס)
ג'ונתן טורלי, 09.08.2025

נראה כי פרופסור אלן דרשוביץ מאוניברסיטת הרווארד חי את עיבודו מחדש של פרק "נאצי המרק" של סיינפלד. עם זאת, דרשוביץ מתמודד עם איום קולינרי חדש במרתה'ס ויניארד. השף קרם מיסקביץ' אסר על עורך הדין המפורסם לקנות פירוגי בגלל דעותיו הפוליטיות, והליברלים מוחאים כפיים לו על כך. ברוכים הבאים לפוליטיקה של פירוגי. זוהי אותה פוליטיקה דוחה שקורעת לגזרים את המדינה הזו, רק עם עומס פחמימות נוסף.

דרשוביץ תיאר בעבר כיצד שכניו הליברלים, שהיו ידידותיים כשהוא קידם מטרות שמאלניות, הכניסו אותו לרשימה השחורה בקהילה האליטה בשל הגנתו על הנשיא דונלד טראמפ. הוא מתייחס לאדם שאינו ראוי ומנודה על ידי הקהילה העשירה.

כעת הרשימה השחורה התרחבה גם לכלול למזון. באופן קבוע דרשוביץ הלך לשוק האיכרים של ווסט טיסברי וקנה אוכל מהפירוגים הטובים. ואז מיסקביץ' החליט להצטרף לאספסוף ולאסור עליו לאכול...
עשר אגורות (2¢):
אלן דרשוביץ
Alan Dershowitz
הרבה פעמים בעבר אני הזכרתי את ״הכתובת על הקיר״ -- שמסיבה לא ידועה לי, יהודים אינם מסוגלים לקרוא או אפילו לראות. דרשוביץ גם לא קורא את זה כמו שצריך.

דרשוביץ לא מבין את הקשר בין אפליה ואלימות שונאת ישראל לבין עידוד ליהודים לעזוב את ארה״ב (בריטניה, קנדה, צרפת, גרמניה, וכו׳) ולעלות לארץ מולדתנו היחידה ארץ ישראל.

דרשוביץ גם לא מבין את ההקשר של סירוב שירות בדוכן בשוק האיכרים.

הוא יהודי והאוכל בדוכן אינו כשר!

סירוב לתת לו שירות בדוכן זה הוא היה מעשה רחמים עליו!

למה דווקא הוא? הוא יהודי שלא רק זוכה לפרסום, אלא גם קולו חזק בקרב השמאלנים ושומר על תמיכתו בקיומה של מולדתו של עמו. מי יותר טוב ממנו להדגיש את הנקודה הזו?

Fox News Opinion: Dershowitz Takes on Pierogi Politics, and Leftist Hypocrisy
Legal legend says chef refused service after he wore pro-Jewish T-shirt to Martha's Vineyard farmers market

Jonathan Turley, August 9, 2025

Harvard Professor Alan Dershowitz appears to be living through a remake of the Seinfeld Soup Nazi episode. However, Dershowitz is facing a new culinary menace in Martha's Vineyard. Chef Krem Miskevich has barred the famed lawyer from buying pierogis because of his political views, and liberals are applauding him for it. Welcome to Pierogi Politics. It is the same distasteful politics that is tearing apart this country, only with an added carbo load.

Dershowitz has previously described how his liberal neighbors, who were friendly when he was advancing left-wing causes, have blacklisted him in the elite community due to his defense of President Donald Trump. He is treated as a persona non grata and shunned by the wealthy community.

Now the blacklisting has extended to food. Dershowitz would regularly go to the West Tisbury Farmers Market and buy food from the Good Pierogi. Then Miskevich decided to join the mob and bar him from eating. (cont.)
Esser Agaroth (2¢):
Just like all of the times in the past I have mentioned the writing on the wall -- that for some reason, Jews are unable to read, nor even see -- Jews are unable to see the connection between antisemitic Jew-hating discrimination and attacks of violence, and encouragement to leave the non-Jewish lands of the United States (UK, Canada, France, Germany, etc.) and relocate to their only, true homeland of Israel.

Dershowitz is also apparently unable to see the context of the refusal to serve him at a farmers' market booth.

He is a Jew, and the food is not kosher!

Refusal to serve him at this farmers' market stall was a mercy!

But why him? He is a Jew who not only has notoriety but has been a strong voice among liberals who has maintained his support for the existence of his people's homeland.

Who better to make this point with?

Monday, May 23, 2022

למה צריכים סיסמא להכנס לשירותים בבית קפה? / Why do we Need a Password to Go to the Bathroom?

כ״ב לחודש השני תשפ״ב
English follows the Hebrew.


Dear Customers,
The restrooms are for **** customers only.
The entrance code appears on the back of the purchase receipt.
Thank you
****



מנעול כניסה לשירותים
Restroom Entrance Lock
עשר אגורות (2¢):
בערב יום שביעי לפסח ישבתי בבית קפה הקבוע שלי. כשאני קמתי ללכת לשירותים מצאתי את המנעול הזה בדלת (שמאלה). אמרו לי שהסיסמא המצטרך להכנס לשירותים מופיע בקבלה. לא לקחתי את הקבלה שלי. לכן מישהי נתנה לי קבלה מיותרת עם סיסמא.

למה אני כותב על המקרה הזה? מה אכפת לנו ממנעול בדלת השירותים? יש מנעולים לשירותים בכל רחבי העולם כדי למנוע ממי שלא לקוח להשתמש בם. אם זה בסדר או לא בסדר זה עניין אחר לגמרי. (ראו את ״האם אתם צריכים להכנס לשירותים?״) מה הבעיה?

הבעיה היא ששימוש במנעול בשירותים ככה נותן לעקוב מאחרי אנשים. סיסמא הכניסה לשירותים הוא סיסמא אישי נוצר ברגע שמזמינים הזמנה. הסיסמא מחובר לשם שניתן לקופאי.

ואם הלקוח משלם דרך כרטיס אשראי אפשר לדעת כל הפרטים האישיים של מי שנכנס לשירותים בשעה פלונית ואפילו כמה פעמים הוא נכנס. כבר אפשר לעקוב מאחרי הקניות שלנו דרך כרטיס אשראי. ואם המנעול בשירותים מחובר למערכת מחשבית אפשר לדעת מתי הוא נכנס לשירותים. אם יש לכל איש צוות סיסמא אישי אפשר לדעת מתי וכמה פעמים ביום הוא נכנס לשירותים.

בערב שבת האחרון אני הייתי באותו בית קפה וראיתי כמה אנשים להגיע לקופה לבקש סיסמא כדי להכנס לשירותים אפילו שנם לא קנו שום דבר, ואפילו שיש שירותים פתוחים בתחנת הדלק הנמצא לידיו. וכל שביקש סיסמא מהקופאי הוא קיבל סיסמא. וגם ראית כמה בחורים שהצליחו לפתוח את דלת לשירותים בכוח ולכן ללא צורך סיסמא. אבל כמובן אפשר לשפר את המערכת הזו בהמשך.

אז מה המטרה האמיתית של מנעול סיסמא כזה בשירותים?

כדי לתת לנו להתרגל לעוד שיטה ולשלב הבא של שליטת האוכלוסיה של כוחות השלטון.

שאלתי את הקופאית אם מערכת כזו חדשה בארץ. היא הגיבה שזו הפעם הראשונה שהיא ראתה דבר כזה. וכנראה זו לא פעם אחרונה שלה.

Esser Agaroth (2¢):
חשבונית קנייה עם קוד לשירותים
Receipt with Restroom Code
During Passover I was sitting at my usual café. When I got up to go to the bathroom I found this lock on the door (above left). I was told that the password needed to enter the bathroom appears on the receipt (right). I did not happen to take my receipt. So someone gave me an extra one with a password.

Why am even I bothering to write about this? What do we care about a lock on the bathroom door? There are locks bathroom doors all over the world, so as to prevent non-customers from using them. Whether that's nice or not is a separate issue. (See "Do You Need to Go to the Bathroom?") But what is the inherent problem with a lock?

The problem is that using a lock on the bathroom like this allows for tracking. The login password for the bathroom is a personal password created as soon as you place an order. The password is connected to the name given to the cashier.

If the customer pays with a credit card, it is possible to know all the personal details of the person who enters the bathroom at a certain time and even how many times he enters. It is already possible to track our purchases via credit card.

And if if the lock on the bathroom is connected to a computer network, it is possible to know when the customer entered. If each staff member has a personal password, it is possible to know when and how many times a day the staff member goes to the bathroom.

If the lock in the toilet is connected to a system or computer network it is possible to know when this customer enters the toilet. And if each staff member has a personal password it is possible to know when and how many times a day he enters the bathroom.

Last Friday morning, I was at the same café, where I saw people come to the cashier to ask for a bathroom password even though they did not purchase anything, and even thought there are unlocked bathrooms at the gas station right next door. And everyone who asked for a password, got a password. I also saw some people who managed to open the bathroom door by force, and so not needing a password. Of course, improvements can be made to this lock over time.

So what is the real goal of having such a lock to the bathroom?

To let us get used to yet another control and to the next stage of control over the populace by the powers that be.

I asked one of the cashiers if such a system was new in Israel. She responded that this was the first time she had seen such a thing. 

And this is probably won't be her last.

Monday, September 20, 2021

להזהר מיבול נוכרי! / Beware of Foreign Produce During the Sabbatical Year!

ערב חג הסוכות תשפ״ב
English follows the Hebrew.
ויקרא כה,ג-ו
שֵׁשׁ שָׁנִים תִּזְרַע שָׂדֶךָ, וְשֵׁשׁ שָׁנִים תִּזְמֹר כַּרְמֶךָ; וְאָסַפְתָּ, אֶת-תְּבוּאָתָהּ. ד וּבַשָּׁנָה הַשְּׁבִיעִת, שַׁבַּת שַׁבָּתוֹן יִהְיֶה לָאָרֶץ--שַׁבָּת, לַיהוָה: שָׂדְךָ לֹא תִזְרָע, וְכַרְמְךָ לֹא תִזְמֹר. ה אֵת סְפִיחַ קְצִירְךָ לֹא תִקְצוֹר, וְאֶת-עִנְּבֵי נְזִירֶךָ לֹא תִבְצֹר: שְׁנַת שַׁבָּתוֹן, יִהְיֶה לָאָרֶץ. ו וְהָיְתָה שַׁבַּת הָאָרֶץ לָכֶם, לְאָכְלָה--לְךָ, וּלְעַבְדְּךָ וְלַאֲמָתֶךָ; וְלִשְׂכִירְךָ, וּלְתוֹשָׁבְךָ, הַגָּרִים, עִמָּךְ.
עשר אגורות (2¢):
יש קיבוצים חילוניים שמוכרים את הספיחים והשביעית שלהם לערבים. ואז הערבים האלה מוכרים את כל אלה לחברות הפצת פרות וירקות בהשגחת הרבנות כ״יבול נוכרי,״ אפילו שזה בכלל לא יבול נוכרי.

במשך שנת שמיטה, אסור למכור פרות מפרדסים בבעלות יהודית, ולשתול ירקות בתוך הגבולות המקוריים של ארץ ישראל. ירוקות שגדלו על ידי יהודים הם אסורים לאכילה.

מובן לי שבד״ץ העידה החרדית ובד״צים אחרים יודעים על הקומבינה הזו ולכן נזהרים.

עוד עניין לגבי יבול נוכרי שכדאי לדעת הוא על כל היהודיות שהתחתנו לערבים במשך רב השנים האחרונות ובמיוחד המתגוררים ביהודהעוד עניין בקשר ליבול נוכרי שכדאי לדעת הוא על היהודיות שהתחתנו לערבים במשך רב השנים האחרונות ובמיוחד ביהודה ושומרון איפה הרבה זוגות כאלה מתגוררים. אולי הילדים או אפילו הנכדים של היהודיות האלה הם בעלי חוות כיום. לכן יש סיכוי שהיבול הנוכרי כביכול הוא גם באמת לא יבול נוכרי אלא מהיהודים הנסתרים. ולכן יבול הנוכרי כביכול הזה הוא גם ספיחים או שביעית באמת.

וכן יש עוד עניין אפילו שכדאי לדעת. לגבי יבול נוכרי אמיתי, אסור לכתחילה לתת לגויים חניה בקרקע (משנה תורה, הל׳ ע״ז י,ד-ה) ולכן אסור לפרנס אותם. 

האם רבני המחנה הציוני הדתי, שאין להם שום בעיה לפרנס את הגויים המתגוררים בארץ, מוכנים להצהיר שאנחנו עדיין ״בזמן שגלו ישראל לבין האומות, או בזמן שיד הגויים תקיפה״ (שם י,ט [ו]) בכדי להצדיק את דעתם בדרך היחידה שאפשר?

כנראה שלא.

בסיכום, יש לכם שלוש סובות להמנע מלקנות את יבול נוכרי במשך שנת השמיטה הנוכחית שהתחילה לפני שבועיים בראש השנה.
Leviticus 25:3-6
Six years thou shalt sow thy field, and six years thou shalt prune your vineyard, and gather in the produce thereof. But in the seventh year, there will be a sabbath of solemn rest for the land, a sabbath unto the Lord; you will neither sow your field, nor prune your vineyard. That which grows by itself of your harvest you will not reap, and the grapes of your undressed vine you shalt not gather; it shall be a year of solemn rest for the land. And the sabbath-produce of the land shall be for food for you: for you, and for your servant and for your maid, and for your hired servant and for the settler that dwells with you;
Esser Agaroth (2¢):
There are secular kibbutzim (communal farms) which sell their produce to Arabs during the Shemitah (Sabbatical) year. These Arabs then turn around to sell it to distribution companies under rabbinical supervision, passing it off as yevul nokhri (produce from non-Jewish farmers), which it is not.

It is forbidden to sell fruit from Jewish farmers, which has developed primarily during the Shemitah (Sabbatical) year, as well as for Jews to plant anything during this year, within the Land of Israel's original borders. The vegetables planted by these Jewish kibbutz members during the Shemitah year are also forbidden for consumption.

It is my understanding that the Eidah Haredith, as well as other supervisory, rabbinical courts, often referred to by the acronym “Badatz,” are aware of this rouse of the Arabs, and thus have been particularly careful.

Another issue regarding yevul nokhri we should all be aware of are many Jewish women who have married Arab men over the years. Their children or even their grandchildren may now be farm owners, including those residing in Yehudah and the Shomron (Judea and Samaria), where many, such marriages have been reported.

Perhaps the children or even the grandchildren of these Jews are farm owners today. Therefore there is a chance that the so-called foreign crop is also really not a foreign crop but of the hidden Jews. And so this so-called foreign crop is either adsorbent or really seventh

And there is another matter even worth knowing. With regard to a real foreign crop, it is forbidden in the first place to give the Gentiles a foothold on the Land (Mishneh Torah, Laws of Foreign Worship and non-Jews 10:4-5) and therefore it is forbidden to support them.

Are those Religious Zionist rabbis, who do not have any problem employing or buying from non-Jews currently residing within the Land of Israel, prepared to declare that we are still "in a time when Israel is exiled among the, or at the time when Jews are not truly in control of the Land," (ibid. 10:9 [6]) in order to justify their opinion in the only manner possible?

I will hazard a guess that the answer to this question is "no."

Well, there you have it, three reasons to not to buy yevul nokhri during this Shemitah year, which began two weeks ago on Rosh HaShannah.

Friday, April 09, 2021

פרשת שמיני: עופות נוצה נוהרים יחד / Parashat Shemini: Birds of a Feather

ערב שבת קודש פר' שמיני תשפ״א
English follows the Hebrew.
וְאֶת-אֵלֶּה תְּשַׁקְּצוּ מִן-הָעוֹף, לֹא יֵאָכְלוּ שֶׁקֶץ הֵם: אֶת-הַנֶּשֶׁר, וְאֶת-הַפֶּרֶס, וְאֵת, הָעָזְנִיָּה. וְאֶת-הַדָּאָה--וְאֶת-הָאַיָּה, לְמִינָהּ. טו אֵת כָּל-עֹרֵב, לְמִינוֹ. וְאֵת בַּת הַיַּעֲנָה, וְאֶת-הַתַּחְמָס וְאֶת-הַשָּׁחַף; וְאֶת-הַנֵּץ, לְמִינֵהוּ. וְאֶת-הַכּוֹס וְאֶת-הַשָּׁלָךְ, וְאֶת-הַיַּנְשׁוּף. וְאֶת-הַתִּנְשֶׁמֶת וְאֶת-הַקָּאָת, וְאֶת-הָרָחָם. וְאֵת, הַחֲסִידָה, הָאֲנָפָה, לְמִינָהּ; וְאֶת-הַדּוּכִיפַת, וְאֶת-הָעֲטַלֵּף. (ויקרא יא,יג-יט)
עשר אגורות (2¢):
העורב לא כשר לאכילה.



היונה כן כשרה לאכילה.



נשלחו אליי הסרטונים האלה. הם דומים לסרטוני אילוף החתולה שלי. הבנראה לי שהביטוי הזה "עופות נוצה נוהרים יחד" לא שייך כל-כך לעורב. אלא אולי העורב, הידוע כציפור נבונה, לומד לעקוב מאחרי היונים מפני שבני אדם (מקורות האוכל) נמשכים לציפורים החמודות כאלה ודווקא לא לעורבים.

אני לא בטוח.

בכל מקרה, הסרטונים נמצאים כאן כדי להציג את האפשרות ללכוד יונים בקלות למען השרדנות אם (חס וחלילה) בעתיד תתקיים בעיה באספקת המזון במצב מלחמה או דומה כזה.

כנראה חל איסור לצוד ולשחוט יונים לפי חוקי מדינת ישראל. אני לא בטוח. לפחות יכול להיות איסור כזה באזורים ו/או בעונות מסויימים. ולכן כדאי לברר את העניין לפני שיוצאים לשטח לצוד או אפילו להאכיל את הציפורים.

And these you will have in detestation among the fowl; they shall not be eaten, they are a detestable thing: the great vulture, and the bearded vulture, and the osprey; and the kite, and the falcon after its kinds; every raven after its kinds; and the ostrich, and the night-hawk, and the sea-mew (seagull), and the hawk after its kinds; and the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl; and the horned owl, and the pelican, and the carrion-vulture; and the stork, and the heron after its kinds, and the hoopoe, and the bat. (Lev. 11:13-19)
Esser Agaroth (2¢):
The crow is not kosher for Jews to eat; the pigeon is.

The above videos were sent to me. They are similar to my kitten training videos

It seems that the phrase "Birds of a feather flock together" doesn't quite fit the crow so much. But perhaps the crow, well-known as a particularly intelligent bird, learns to follow the pigeons because humans, ie. sources of food, are attracted to them, and not necessarily to crows. 

I'm not sure.

In any case, the videos are here to show the possibility of capturing pigeons easily for survival's sake, if, God forbid, a future problem with obtaining food during a state of war or similar situation.

In the meantime, I suggest that it could very well be against the law to hunt and slaughter pigeons in the State of Israel. I'm not sure. At least there may be restrictions in certain areas and/or seasons. And so, I recommend getting clarification about this before going out to hunt or even feed the birds.

Wednesday, March 31, 2021

חג לא כשר ולא שמח: חיסונים בכפייה / A Non-Kosher and Unhappy Passover in Israel: Forced Vaccinations

ג׳ חוהמ״פ תשפ״א
English follows the Hebrew.
YNET: הקופאית שסירבה להתחסן תשלם לשופרסל הוצאות משפט
בית הדין קבע כי מדיניות הרשת, שהוציאה את העובדת לחל"ת, סבירה • שופרסל: ימי הבידוד עלו 14 מיליון שקל

מאת ליטל דוברוביצקי 29.03.21

בית הדין האזורי לעבודה בחיפה דחה בקשה שהגישה עובדת שופרסל נגד הרשת, שבה היא מבקשת למנוע מהחברה את הוצאתה לחל"ת על רקע סירובה להציג בדיקת קורונה שלילית כתנאי להצבתה בעבודה. בית הדין הטיל על הקופאית הוצאות של 2,000 שקל. עוד עלה מההחלטה כי הרשת נשאה בתשלום של כ־28 אלף ימי בידוד לעובדיה שעלותם כ־14 מיליון שקל, ולמרות המאמצים שעשתה כדי להקטין את התחלואה בקרב עובדיה, רבים חלו בקורונה, ומתחילת המשבר עד 21 במארס 2021 היו 7,866 מקרים של כניסת עובדים לבידוד אצל כ־4,500 עובדים בקירוב.
עשר אגורות ():
הקופאית הזו אפילו טוענת שהיו לה בעיות כשהיא קיבלה חיסונים בעבר.

בית המשפט פסק: לא משנה.

עוד זכויות לעובד בוטלו. עוד זכויות לאזרח בוטלו.

עוד בית עסק שצריכים להמנע מלקנות ממנו.

ואסור לשכוח את הדעה של לפחות ח״כ אחד (וכנראה של עוד ח״כים) לגבי חיסונים בכפייה:
"בוודאי שאפשר לכפות"
YNET: Court upholds retailer's decision to furlough employee refusing virus vaccine, testing
Haifa labor court rules Shufersal's policy to ban workers refusing to comply with safety measures from company premises was reasonable, citing health concerns


Lital Dobrovitzky | 03.29.21

The Regional Labor Court in Haifa on Monday upheld a retail chain's decision to furlough an employee after she refused to either get vaccinated against COVID-19 or present a negative virus test on a regular basis.
Esser Agaroth (2¢):
This cashier even claims she had problems when she was vaccinated in the past.

The court ruled: It doesn't matter.

More labor rights were revoked. More civil rights revoked.

Another business that we should be boycotted.

It is also incumbent upon us NOT to forget the opinion of at least one newly re-elected Member of Knesset (and that of probably many more) regarding forced vaccinations:

"Of course we can force" [vaccinate]

Monday, April 06, 2020

החמרת הנחיות בגלל הנגיף קורונה: כדי להגן עלינו או לשלוט בנו / More Restrictive COVID-19 Guidelines: To Protect us or to Better Control Us?

י״ב לחודש הראשון תש״פ
English follows the Hebrew.

חוסר הביצים בארץ כבר ידוע לכם
היום היצאתי לסיים את קניות החג. ולפי חנייות משרד הבריאות [ולפי החוק] אני יצאתי מהבית חובש צעיף. כשאני הגעתי לסניף סופרסל בשכונה שלי מצאתי תור בכניסה. לא הייתי צריך להמתין הרבה זמן אבל השומר לא נתן לי להכנס לסופר בלי מסכה. אני אמרתי לו שלפי ההנחייות לחבוש צעיף מותר.

הוא פשוט חזר שלא נותנים ללקוחות להכנס בלי למסכה ושמוכרים מסכות שלוש ב-20 ₪. אני שאלתי אותו איך אני יכול לקנות מסכה אם לא נותנים לי להכנס. נראה שהוא חשב על שה ושאל אותי אם אני מעוניין לקנות מסכה ואם כן אולי הוא יתן לי להכנס או להשיג חבילה ואני אשלם עליה בסוף.

אני רוצה להדגיש שהשומר הוא צעיר ולא שומר רגיל ופשוט עושה את מה שהוא חייב לעשות בתפקידו ואמרתי לו תודה ביציאתי.

למזלי איזה גבר ברכב שלו המתכונן לצאת קפץ ממנו והציע לי מסכה בחינם. הוא אמר לי, ״היא חדשה ולא נגעתי בזה.״ אפילו שהוא נגע בזה כשהוא נתן לי אותה.

אני תומך לחלוטין בזכותו של בית עסק פרטי לקבוע כללים משלו, ממש כפי שאני תומך בבחירת הלקוח לקנות, או לא לקנות, איפה שהוא רוצה.

אין ללקוח ברירה רבה. אי אפשר להיכנס לשכונה החרדית לקנות ממבחר גדול יותר גם של מוצרים וגם של תעודות כשרות, ואי אפשר לעלות לאוטובוס כדי לנסוע לחנות בשכונה אחרת, ... "למען טובתנו" ו״למען בריאות ובטיחות הציבור ".

ישראלים עוד לא מתיחסים לבשר בקר ועופות כמוצרי יוקרה. (האם אתם מבינים את הרמז?) וראש הממשלה מבטיח לנו שיש מספיק אוכל בארץ, כולל אוכל לפסח. ומה עם אחרי החג?

מצפים שיבוא החירום של ביצים יגדיל את האמינות ושם טוב של ראש הממשלה. מניחים שיצטרך יותר מדי זמן כדי להפסיק את הפעילויות של קַרְטֶל הביצים. בואו נראה אם ​​יעשו משהו בכלל לטפל בקרטל. בואו נראה אם קרטלים יבצעו פיעלויות דומות. ובואו נראה אם צריכים להתיחס לביצים כמוצר יוקרה.

עכשיו אני רמזתי את עמדה הליברטריאנית שלי בתמיכתי בבתי עסק לקבוע כללים משלהם. בדרך כלל אני הייתי מציע הפחת קניית ביצים או אפילו חרם. אבל אנחנו הישראלים רוצים את הביצים שלנו ובמיוחד במשך חג הפסח לכל המתכונים שאנחנו אוהבים. אולי הגיע הזמן להתקשר לחבר הטבעוני שלך שלא דיברתם איתו הרבה זמן כבר לשאול אותו איך להסתדר במטבח בלי ביצים בכלל או מה יכול להחליף אותן במתכון.

האם מחסור הביצים פשוט מקרי, פתאום כמה שבועות לפני הפסח? אני לא מאמין שזה מקרי בכלל ואפילו למרות עליית הקניות בגלל הפאניקה.

מה יהיה המחסור הבא? מה יהיה התירוץ הבא להגבלות הבאות על תנועתנו? ואיזו קהילה תשמש כשעיר לעזאזל הבא?

או "הם" למעשה עושים לנו טובה (בין אם הם מבינים זאת ובין אם לא) בכך שהם מלמדים אותנו להתכונן למצב יותר גרוע שהם מצפים בעתיד. או האם הקב"ה משתמש בכוחות השלטון האלה כדי לחנך אותנו להתכונן למצב יותר גרוע בעתיד.

עוד יוסיף להתגלות. האם אתם תהיו מוכנים?

מחסום מג״ב בכניסה לבני ברק
Border Police (Yes, you read correctly) Checkpoint at the entrance to B'nei Braq
Haredi suburb of Greater Tel-Aviv

Dear Customers, Due to the shortage, the buying of eggs is limited to 2 cartons of 12/18 or one carton of 30. Shufersal. (translation of the photo above)

Today I set out to finish my Passover shopping. According to the Israeli Ministry of Health's guidelines [and by law] I left the house wearing a scarf. When I got to the Shufersal (formerly Super Sol) branch in my neighborhood I found a line to get in. I did not have to wait long, but the guard would not let me in without a mask. I told him that according to the guidelines that it's totally acceptable to wear a scarf.

He simply repeated that no one is allowed in without a mask, and that they sell them three for 20 NIS ($5.52). I asked him how I could buy a mask if I was not allowed in without one (Catch-22). He seemed to ponder this, and asked me if I was interested in buying one. If I had been, I suppose he would have gotten me a package, and I would have paid for it with the rest of my shopping.

I need to point out that this guard was a young guy, not a regular guard, and was just doing his job, dealing with a newly imposed, company policy.

Luckily some other guy in his car, getting ready to leave, jumped out and offered me a mask for free, saying, "It's new and hasn't even been touched." Even though he was touching it while he was handing it to me. Whatever. He gets an "A" for effort, and the mitzva. I just put it over my scarf.

I certainly support a private business's right to make its own rules, just as I support a customer's choice to shop, or not shop, at said, private business.

But, today, the customer does not have much of a choice, does he? A customer cannot go into a Haredi (ultra-orthodox) neighbor to buy from a larger selection of products and kosher certifications, nor get on a bus to go to any other neighborhood's stores, for that matter. Why? For our "own good," and for "public health and safety."

The Israeli public has yet to begin seeing beef and poultry as luxury items. (hint, hint) After all, the Prime Minister has "promised" that there is plenty of food, including food for Passover, which requires the following of very particular procedures during processing, more so than than during the rest of the year.

The emergency import of eggs, hopefully not yet another luxury item, expects to increase the prime minister's street cred. on the world stage. Dealing with the egg mafia's shenanigans would apparently take too long. We shall see if they will actually be dealt with,...ever, and if other cartels end up rearing their ugly heads.

Wait a minute. Didn't I just express my libertarian leanings with my support of businesses to set their own rules? Yes, I did. Normally I would suggest a reduction of egg buying or boycott. Unfortunately, we Israelis cannot live without our eggs, especially during Passover when they are an essential ingredient in recipes to compensate for our reduced choice in flour options. Many Jews even refrain from using matza meal during Passover, and potato, almond, and walnut flours are expensive and and do not hold together as well as grain flours.

We humans are also lazy, and would rather not bother searching for egg substitutes. Now is your cue to call up that vegan friend of yours, you haven't spoken to for a while.

So, kind of coincidental that all of sudden a couple weeks before Passover, there is an egg shortage, right? No. I do not believe for a minute this was a coincidence, panic buying notwithstanding.

What will be the next shortage we'll have? What will be the next excuse to increase the restrictions on our movement? Which community will be used next as the next scapegoat?

Or are "they" actually doing us a favor (whether they realize it or not) by teaching to us to ready for something worse they expect on the horizon. Or rather, is The Almighty using "them" to help us get ready for something worse on the horizon.

Only time will tell. But, will you be ready?

Monday, July 01, 2019

האם אתם צריכים להכנס לשרותים? / Do you Need to Go to the Bathroom?

כ״ח לחודש השלישי תשע״ט

Pizza Bar-Ilan
Served Hot
Access to the restroom is permitted for everyone!!
(without having to ask)
Just please keep it clean!
Don't throw paper into the toilet, only in the trashcan!
Please help us to help you
The Pizzeria Staff.

עשר אגורות (2¢):
לא מזמן אני חכיתי לאוטובוס בירושלים בצומת בר-אילן, והחלטתי לקונות משולש פיצה (או שתיים ואפילו שלא כדאי לי). אני הלכתי לשירותים. אני התכוונתי לקנות משהו אז זה בסדר, נכון? ואז ראיתי את השלט הזה, וצילמתי את זה מייד.

פתאום אני ראיתי את האוטובוס שלי, ולכן רצתי כדי לעלות לו... בלי שום פיצה.

למרות כל המסעדות הנותנות אך ורק ללקוחות שלהן לשימוש בשרותים, לדעתי דבר כזה של פיזה בר-אילן הוא דבר יפה.

אני שואל את עצמי אם הם שמו את השלט הזה על דלת השירותים בזכות כפי ההלכה הזאת על פי הרמב״ם ז״ל...
...ואל ישהה נקביו, ואפילו רגע אחד, אלא כל זמן שצריך להשתין או להסך את רגליו, יעמוד מיד. (משנה תורה הל' דעות ד,ב)
או בעל המסעדה שם את השלט הזה לשם מצווה או בכוונת הרווח או בזכות השניים. לדעתי זה יפה בכל מקרה.

Esser Agaroth (2¢):
Recently, I was waiting for the bus in Jerusalem, Bar-Ilan Junction to be precise, and decided to get pizza (even though I shouldn't have). I went to the bathroom, figuring it was ok since I was going to purchase something. Then I saw the above sign, which I immediately took photo of.

Unfortunately, or fortunately, I suddenly saw my bus coming, so I ran out to catch it,...without any pizza. But, I didn't feel guilty about it.

With all of the restaurants out allowing only customers to use their bathrooms, albeit with good reasons, I thought it was cool that Bar-Ilan Pizza had posted this sign.

I wonder if this could be due to this halakhah (Torah Law), according to the Ramba"m...
...And do not wait, and not even for a moment, rather whenever one has to urinate or close your legs (move ones bowels), one should do so immediately. (Mishneh Torah, De'ot 4:2)
Sure, this policy could be for the sake of mitzvoth, or for the sake of increasing their business, or both. In any event, I think it's a nice thing to do.

Saturday, July 08, 2017

Israel Back to the Beach 5777!

מוצש״ק פר׳ בלק תשע״ז

Beach season has been well-underway in Israel, and that includes the Hof HaNifrad (Separate Beach) in Tel-Aviv. Tel-Aviv's religious beach is located just north of the Hilton Hotel, down the hill from Gan HaAtzma'ut Independence Park.

Men's days are Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Women's days are Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays. Other separate beaches in Israel divide the days up like in Tel-Aviv. Others stagger the mornings and afternoons instead.


One of the criticisms of the beach's designation as a religious/separate beach is the lack of a mehitzah (divider) on its south side. It was dilapidated and in disrepair, and so why finally taken down, but has yet to be replaced. From where I was standing, nothing "exciting" can be seen anyway. Nevertheless, it should be rebuilt.


Ironically the next beach south which can be seen right underneath the Hilton Hotel has been gradually developed into the unofficial gay beach. You can see the rainbow roofed shaded areas which were just never taken down after an annual celebration.

This beach sports a volleyball net, which was in use most of the time I was there on the day  of these photos.

So was the gym equipment.










But, the most exciting scene of the day was the "purple flag," indicating the presence of meduzot (jellyfish). There were quite a few of them too. I, myself, was stung, or shot at, or whatever jellyfish do.

The are very hard to see, like glass in water. Even though when they get beached, their color is a milky white.

The lifeguards will occasionally catch them to show the beach goers, especially the kids, in order to educate them about this beach hazard.

One thing I noticed which was new this year was at the snack bar. It seems that it still carries the usually ice cream novelties and junk food. But, it has also added four different beers on tap!


Be careful, though, as alcohol can be dehydrating.

Enjoy the beach!

Friday, March 31, 2017

European Rabbis are Right,...for Once,...Sort of

ערב שבת קודש פר׳ ויקרא תשע״ז
YNET: European rabbis slam EU court ruling on religious symbol bans
Court of Justice sets precedent for enabling employers to ban visible religious symbols in the workplace, in a ruling related to dismissal of 2 women for refusing to remove headscarves; move sparks harsh words from European chief rabbi: 'Europe's faith communities are no longer welcome.' 
Reuters and YNET, 14.03.17 
Chief Rabbi Goldschmidt, President of the Conference of European Rabbis, issued a scathing statement slamming Tuesday's first ruling by the European Union's top court on the issue of women wearing Islamic headscarves at work.
According to the precedent-setting decision, employers may bar staff from wearing visible religious symbols.

Rabbi Pinhas Goldschmidt at the Conference of European Rabbis
“This decision sends signals to all religious groups in Europe. With the rise of racially motivated incidents and today’s decision, Europe is sending a clear message; its faith communities are no longer welcome,” the statement read. 
“Political leaders need to act to ensure that Europe does not isolate religious minorities and remains a diverse and open continent.” (cont.)
Esser Agaroth (2¢):
Although Rabbi Goldschmidt comes off as a defender of Islam, he is right about one thing. If Muslims lose any of their religious rights, Jews will be next.

Already in France, Jews wear baseball caps and other nondescript head coverings, not to mention the traditional, French beret, in order to maintain the Jewish custom of covering ones head. Religious Jewish women have done the same, but French style hats a couple of sizes too large, so that they can be pulled down lower than the usual style in order fully to cover their hair.

Jews have been doing this throughout history, in order not to stand out, and risk ostracization, beatings, and even death at the hands of the residents of their non-Jewish host countries.

American Jews have already been down this road. Even as recently as the 1990's a Jewish postal worker in "liberal," Southern California fought, and lost, for the right to wear a kippah (traditional Jewish men's head covering) to work. Meanwhile, in U. S. prisons the fight continues to obtain kosher food for Jewish prisoners, while Muslim prisoners already enjoy their hallal certified meals without any worries.

Unfortunately, most American Jews will not make the connection that Rabbi Goldschmidt has.

I will go further and suggest that not only will anti-Semitism rise, the Jews will also be blamed for the loss of religious rights of Muslims. Even though Jews are their biggest cheerleaders. This should come as no surprise to anyone, as getting stabbed in the back by those we have aided is embedded in the history of our people.

Rabbi Goldschmidt himself still has not made the connection that the atmosphere toward "faith communities," is a signal for all Jews to leave Europe, and for Jewish leaders like himself to encourage the exodus, and subsequent journey back to the only home of the Jewish People, Eretz Yisra'el.

European Rabbis are right,...for once,...sort of.

*********

Rash"i suggests the possibility that only 20% of Israel left Egypt, at the time of our great exodus from there. How so?
וַיַּסֵּב אֱלֹהִים אֶת-הָעָם דֶּרֶךְ הַמִּדְבָּר, יַם-סוּף; וַחֲמֻשִׁים עָלוּ בְנֵי-יִשְׂרָאֵל, מֵאֶרֶץ מִצְרָיִם. (שמות יג,יח)
But God led the people about, by the way of the wilderness by the Red Sea; and the children of Israel went up (hamushim) armed out of the land of Egypt. (Ex. 13:18)
On the word hamushim, he offers an alternative translation to "armed."
דבר אחר: חמושים אחד מחמשה יצאו, וארבעה חלקים מתו בשלשת ימי אפילה.
Another thing: one fifth of five [fifths] left, and four parts (fifths) died in the [plague of the] three days of darkness.
Several sources, such as the Kol HaTor, suggest parallels between our exodus from exile in Egypt and how we will complete our exodus from the current exile of Edom, including the possibility that only four fifths of us will make it out this time as well.

Who knows? There might even be three days of darkness. However, this time final time around, will these days of darkness necessarily be physical?

Instead, they could be spiritual, and unfortunately, the may have already begun for European Jewry.

May our recalling of the exodus from Egyptian exile this Pesah (Passover) inspire those Jews still entrenched in Europe, to complete their own Exodus.

Wednesday, November 02, 2016

ישראל קיבל פרס ניחומים מהאו״ם / Israel's Lousy Consolation Prize from the United Nations

ראש החודש השמיני תשע״ז

English version follows the Hebrew.

כנראה אתם כבר שמעתם איך העבדים (נציגי האו״ם) של שולטי העולם האמיתים מצביעים לפרסם את השם הרע הישמעאלים (הערבים/המוסלאמים) מוציאים על ארץ ישראל ...
YNET: רזולוציה של אונסק"ו ניו מתעלם חיבור של היהדות אל הר הבית
הוועדה למורשת העולמית של סוכנות התרבות של האו"ם מאמצת החלטה, כמו של ארגון האב שלה, מתעלמת הקשרים היהודים למקומות הקדושים בעיר הבירה. שגריר אונסק"ו של ישראל אינו שבע רצון, אם כי ראש הממשלה הוא מרוצה כי 8 מתוך 21 מדינות נמנעו.
26.10.16ֿ, The Media Line

הוועדה למורשת עולמית של אונסק"ו החלטה על ירושלים המתעלמת חיבור של היהדות להר הבית ביום רביעי. ההחלטה של ​​הוועדה היא דומה לזו עברה בשבוע שעבר על ידי סוכנות התרבות של האו"ם. (המשך).
אבל, אל תדאגו. הכל יהיה בסדר. למה? מפני שאותן הבובות האלה נתתו לישראל פרס של המקום השני.
YNET: האו"ם קפיטריות הוספת אוכל כשר
בצעד חיובי נדיר יחסית כלפי ישראל, האו"ם יתחיל להציע ארוחות כשרות; שגריר ישראל דני דנון עבד להוסיף בחירת המזון לתפריט של הארגון הבינלאומי, הכולל אפשרויות חלאל.

איתמר אייכנר, 31.10.16

האו"ם החליט להתחיל להגיש אוכל כשר בקפטריות שלה ביום שני, החלטה שיכול להיחשב כניצחון קטן עבור ישראל, שבדרך כלל לא מצליח לחלץ פסיקות חיוביות מהאו״ם (המשך).
עשר אגורות (2¢):
גרוע מכך, הוא שהיהודים באמת אכפת מה שהגויים חושבים עלינו, ושאנחנו לאפשר לדברים כאלה להשפיע עלינו, במקום לדאוג על מה שהקדוש ברוך הוא חושב עלינו.

לֹא מַעֲשִׂי? לא מציאותי?

או בית המקדש הראשון ובית המקדש השני היו קיימים, או שהם לא היו.

או הר הבית, ושאר ארץ ישראל, שייך לעם היהודי, או הוא לא.

או התורה (כל התורה כולה) היא האמת, או שהיא לא.

או ה' פועלת לטובתנו, או הוא לא.

אין איזור אפור כאן. הכל שחור ולבן.

מזכ"ל האו"ם באן-קי מון ושגריר ישראל דני דנון מסתכלים לבחירות הכשרות החדשות
UN Secretary General Ban-Ki Moon and Israeli Ambassador Danny Danon check out the new kosher selection

You have already heard this report on the Arab lies being ratified by the globalist, puppet entity...
YNET: New UNESCO resolution ignores Judaism's connection to Temple Mount
The UN cultural agency's World Heritage Committee adopts a resolution that, like its parent organization's, disregards the Jewish ties to its holiest sites in the capital. Israel's UNESCO ambassador is displeased, though the PM is satisfied that 8 of 21 countries abstained.

The Media Line, 26.10.16

UNESCO's World Heritage Committee adopted a resolution on Jerusalem that ignores Judaism's connection to the Temple Mount on Wednesday. The committee's resolution is similar to the one passed last week by the UN's cultural agency. (cont.)
But, everything is gonna be alright now, because the UN just awarded Israel a consolation prize...
YNET: UN cafeterias adding kosher food
In a relatively rare positive step towards Israel, the United Nations will begin serving kosher meals in its eateries; Israeli Ambassador Danny Danon worked to add the food choice to the international organization's menu, which includes halal options.

Itamar Eichner, 31.10.16


The United Nations decided to begin serving kosher food in its cafeterias Monday in a decision which can be considered a small victory for Israel, which usually fails to extract favorable rulings from the world body. (cont.)
Esser Agaroth (2¢):
Worse yet, is that Jews actually care what those outside of Israel think, and that we allow such things to affect us (ie. national co-dependence!), instead of standing on our own feet, and caring about what The Holy One, Blessed Be He thinks of us.

Impractical? Unrealistic?

Either the First and Second Temples existed, or they didn't (חו״ח).

Either the Temple Mount, and the rest of Eretz Yisrael, belongs to the Jewish People, or is doesn't.

Either the Torah (...the ENTIRE Torah, Written AND Oral) is the truth, or it is not.

Either HaShem is on our side, or He is not.

There isn't any grey area here. It is all black and white.

Thursday, April 28, 2016

Passover BBQ תשע״ו/2016

ערב שביעי לפסח תשע״ו

I know this may sound crazy, but i am sitting here on my roof, barbecuing before Yom Tov. Nope. No balcony in my current apartment.

Of course, it is mutar (permissible) to cook on Yom Tov, even for Shabboth, via Eruv Tavshilin. However, after you read this, I believe you will know I chose to doing the על האש/Al HaAish (barbecuing) before Yom Tov.

Pardon the blurriness. It is either due to the smoke, or to the angling of my laptop's
built-in webcam, which wobbled, or both.
First off, I live on the fourth floor, called the fifth floor in the U. S., without an elevator. Since my floor is also the top floor, I thought it would be easier to go up on the roof. I believe I remember seeing it done. Nevertheless, I can see small barbecues like my own on the roofs of neighboring buildings. So, I thought I would give it a shot.

My first mistake was climbing up the ladder to the roof barefoot. At first, I did not mind, but when I starting having to carry things up one-handed, my feet started to hurt. Most of you know that I am not a big fan of shoes, but am willing to tolerate sandals. Although I am not representative of all San Diegeños, this is certainly an artifact from having been born and raised there. Fortunately, we are also no strangers to barbecuing, albeit my friends from Texas may argue about our relative barbecuing skills.

Fellow bloggers Jameel @ The Muqata and Rafi @ Life In Israel may also want to chime in on barbecuing, one of their favor pastimes. Lucky them, they do not have to climb up onto roofs!

But, I digress...

My second mistake was carrying things up, which are going to be a lot harder for me to carry down,...one-handed.

My worries included silly things like the smoke blowing back [down] into the building, disturbing the neighbors, and serious things like falling off the roof and/or burning the building down. The main reason for barbecuing before Yom Tov was safety. I would rather stick around by the coals, and wait for them to burn down, instead of chancing leaving the barbecue on the roof unattended.

The photo also shows pipes running out of a neighbor's dude shemesh (water heater). There are more than a few pieces of equipment up here to avoid damaging.

I was also worried about something falling off the roof, and then being the lucky one to get a citation for littering, something which is not as strange in Israel as you might think. And speaking of life in Israel.

I am not so worried about the time. I am going out tonight, and can just cook everything else tomorrow morning for lunch. Of course, once these hosts of mine read this post, they may regret telling me not to "...worry about bringing anything." (Tee-Hee!)

I am using an particular brand of American charcoal, which is probably even more poisonous, and industrial strength carcinogenic than other brands (...and thus will remain nameless, so that I do not get sued). But, it got started very quickly, saving me some time. Olive wood is recommended.

Now that the grill is starting to cool down, I am going to risk beginning to bring things down from the roof. Before I leave the house, I intend to come back up, and take down the barbecue, just in case.

Needless to say, after the first trip down, I put sandals on.

Oh, and by the way, a bag of mine just fell off the roof. I'll let you know if I get that citation, I mentioned above.

Hag Same'ah and Shabboth Shalom!

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

The True Dangers of a General Strike in Israel

ג׳ לחודש האחד עשר תשע"ו

There is a joke among "preppers" and other survivalists...
Q: What do you call a power outage? 
A: Practice
If you do not get the joke, then I highly recommend that you read on.

A few weeks ago, a general strike was averted at the last minute. I checked the news in the morning, like everyone else, to check if buses were running, of if I would have to track down a cab, and then when I found one, probably have to fight over it with 10 other people.

But, it was averted. So, no big deal. Right?

Histadrut Chairman Avi Nissenkorn and Finance Minister Moshe Kahlon (Kulanu)
(Photo: Ohad Zwigenberg)
Guess again. The only things which were accomplished by this threat of a strike, real or orchestrated, had nothing to do with whether union workers were getting paid fairly or not.
The Finance Minister looked good, if not heroic, thus strengthening his political influence.

The union leader looked good, and maintains his seat of power, until he can position himself for an even better position in the future, perhaps in the private business sector.

And whether or not the workers actually got what they wanted in the deal, both the government and the union can say to their constituents, "Look at us. We sure showed them!"

But, most importantly, the masses have been reminded of their vulnerability, and dependence upon the establishment. 
I remember the general strike of תשנ"ז/1997, as if it was yesterday. I was living in Tel-Aviv at the time, and had only been in Israel for a few months. In fact, the strike ended up lasting for almost as much time as I had been in the country.

Although transportation services were still operating, government, banking, postal, and several other services were at a stand still. Garbage seemed to pile up over night, and then keep piling up. I do not know if you could possibly imagine the smell we had to endure. Needless to say, there were concerns over the health hazard of it all.

It also did not matter if you had money in the bank. It the Caspomat (ATM) ran out of cash, then you did not get any cash. Checks were useless, unless you went to cash them at a money changer for a higher than usual fee. The worldwide goal of a cash free economy had gotten a booster shot.

Fortunately, the religious accountants, knowing, and interested in adhering to, the halakhah (Torah law) necessitating the payment of employees on time, broke the picket line, went into work, and deposited salaries into people's accounts.

How about that? Predominantly secular Tel-Aviv was saved by Torah observant employees of its municipality. Who would have thought? Don't worry. Tel-Aviv residents have long since forgotten the event, assuming they even knew about this, in the first place.

Furthermore, bank managers also crossed the picket line, refilling the Caspomats with cash.

The dispute was eventually resolved, the general strike stopped, and everything went back to normal, right? Wrong.

Even though the general strike affecting the entire country stopped, the strike continued in Tel-Aviv, by its city employees. The trash still was not getting picked up, and continued to pile up.

But, then as you might have guessed, this dispute was also eventually resolved, and we all rejoiced, and proceeded to go back into denial of the situation. "Nah! That could never happen again!" Could it?

Now imagine this...

Truck drivers stop working. Or better yet, the Arabs we are so dependent on hold a general strike. It does not matter if there is enough food, if it does not get to you, and perhaps does not even get picked!

What would do you do? Are you prepared? Do you have cash on you? Will your cash even be accepted? If so, are you prepared for the inflation which will certainly ensue?

Do you have any food and water stored? What about an extra gas balloon, in order to cook your food? Do you know where to find free food? Do know which plants are edible?

Have you decided that I am just one of those "nuts," yet, you hear about on reality television shows?

Just stop and think about it, for a minute.

How many of you even thought about carrying pepper spray, knife, baseball bat, or any other weapon for that matter, five months ago? And now? Most of you have at least thought about it.

So far, here in Jerusalem, we have not been shut down by any snow storms, as in previous years. But, the winter is not over yet. Can you imagine that while there was a pile of snow outside, people were actually worried about their food going bad, because the power was down? The thought to store food in a a bucket of snow, never even occurred to them.

In a crisis, most people get injured, or even die, not because of the crisis itself, but from panic and lack of preparation.

Do the scenarios above seem too far-fetched for you? Do you really feel safe in your Katamon or Ramat Aviv bubbles?

After all, things have "calmed down," and the Prime Minister has promised to protect us. So, everything is A-Okay, right?

I guess that only time will tell.

Monday, December 14, 2015

"The Blacklist:" Evidence of a Global Conspiracy?

ג׳ לחודש האחד עשר תשע״ו

Asking around for recommendations for a television series to waste some time on watch, just in case there was actually one out there worth watching, the NBC spy drama “The Blacklist” (2013) came up.

While binge watching to catch up to the current season, I picked up on the arc of the battle against the secret world government, and the attempts to demonize the professional criminal, who is the show’s hero, or perhaps its anti-hero. Season 1 introduces the notion of a shadow government, comprised of political and economic leaders from nations around the world. Episodes reveal their secret strategies and short-term goals, they expect will lead them to their primary objective of global domination.

Season 3 Episode 1 focuses on the use and manipulation of social media to further secret agendas, including invention of events, photoshopping, falsifying sitings, you name it.

Season 3 Episode 3 addresses the conspiracy related to genetically modified organism [GMO] based foods. (Can you spell M-O-N-S-A-N-T-O?) The “cabal” is portrayed as the enemy of the masses. However, the populace (that’s us) is warned not to attempt any sabotage of GMO’s. True or not, the powers that be [PTB] want to scare us into believing that we would just be harming ourselves, if we were to attempt. Crackdowns on private water collection in Colorado to difficulties avoiding GMO’s in New Zealand immediately came to mind while watching.

Of course, enemies turning out to be allies, and allies turning out to be enemies, is a running plot device in "The Blacklist." What better to way than to keep the masses guessing, and then second guessing their own theories?

False flag events designed to reignite animosity between the U. S. and Russia, even restart the “Cold War,” and assassinations made to look like accidents to eliminate human obstacles, are more examples of So, what exactly are we seeing in “The Blacklist?”

Are we seeing honest TV producers in Hollywood using their professional rolls to reveal what they believe to be a genuine threat to the global populace? I doubt it.

Are we seeing the PTB reveal bits and pieces of what they are doing, or are going to do, to us, as part of their strategy to maintain control over us? Maybe.

Are we seeing a distorted version of the PTB, in order to distract us, and throw us off the trail of the real global powers? Is part of their strategy to use a television show to emphasize that such a notion of is purely fiction, just like this show is being presented as? Perhaps.

Are we just seeing a very good television show? Well, that is definitely part of it. It is a good show.

My personal belief is that “The Blacklist” is putting out the notion of a shadow government or a cabal running the world as a way of putting the discussion out there, so that they can find out what exactly is and is not known about their operations, so that they can make more informed decisions about how to proceed.

The PTB are aware that we are onto them, and has long since moved onto the next step in damage control, and this step appears to include the creating, writing, and airing of “The Blacklist.”

Then those of us, baited into writing posts like this, because we just could not help it, can be exposed, not to mention be demonized as “nut jobs.”

I plead guilty. The underlying plot of this show simply begs to be discussed.

Thursday, November 05, 2015

MK Oren Hazan: The Knesset's Playboy?

כ״ד לחודש השמיני תשע״ו

Arutz 7: MK blows off Knesset meeting to party in Eilat
Coalition officials demand Oren Hazan be removed from Knesset Finance Committee after he refuses to budge on changing travel plans.

Cynthia Blank, 11/4/2015

MK Oren Hazan (Likud) has come under fire yet again - this time over reports he blew off a Knesset Finance Committee meeting to celebrate his birthday in Eilat.

Hazan, who turned 34 last week, reportedly told committee members on Tuesday that he would be absent from a critical vote on the state budget because of "something important."

However, WhatsApp correspondence between the committee members revealed he would be missing the vote because of a large-scale party in Israel's southern resort town.

According to the messages published by Channel 10 on Wednesday, Hazan apologized, saying he would be unable to attend the meeting on Thursday because of plans to visit Eilat.

When asked to change his travel itinerary, Hazan replied: "Move the meeting. I can't postpone the trip."

While the purpose of his trip has not been determined, Channel 10 estimates it is connected to Hazan's birthday celebrations which apparently began last weekend in Tel Aviv.

In response, coalition officials have demanded that Hazan be removed from the Knesset Finance Committee.

Esser Agaroth (2¢):
MK Oren Hazan
(Likud)
Sure, this was hardly professional, and a totally silly stunt to pull. But, one would hope that MK's would focus on more pressing matters than ditching a meeting for a party, such as their fellow MK's who support, if not encourage, the murder of Jews and the replacement of Israel with yet another Arab terrorist state.

Or how about a prime minister who is unwilling to do everything which needs to be done to protect Jews from Arab terrorism?

Remember the criticism of MK Boaz Toporovsky for posting a selfie on facebook without his arms covered? The criticism of Hazan is pretty much on the same level, valid, but sort of silly.

Years ago, I recommended to the late MK Uri Orbach (Jewish Home) to leave politics, and go back to his previous professional of stand-up comedy. In the same light I will recommend that MK Oren Hazan go back to slinging shwarmah. I am totally serious when I say this, because Babba Shwarmah Grill in Ariel, where Hazan was co-owner, makes one of the best shwarmahs I have ever had (...not sure what the kashruth certification is these days).

While hassle with national politics? If Hazan wants to dabble in politics, he should just run for mayor of Ariel. He would not have to commute, and could also access all of the connections he has made as an MK, to benefit his hometown. Then, when he's done partying, or mostly done partying, then he can go back to the K'nesseth.

In the meantime, he will be able to go to Eilat anytime he wants.

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Jewish BDS

י״א לחודש השישי תשע״ה

In answer to BDS (Boycott, Divest, Sanction) against Israel, which Jews around the world seem to be freaking out about, and begging the goyim to love us, through Hasbarah nonsense, I suggest that we just give them as taste of their own medicine.

We could be more self-sufficient than we think, if we would only stop exporting what we need, such as food from the southern end of Israel, exempt from shemitah (sabbatical year), and other agricultural laws.

Instead of selling telephone and computer parts, desert irrigation and solar power technologies and products for cash or credit, we could get guarantees of sales of food and other things which really need. They reneg on their agreements with us, then they do not get their technologically wondrous, adult toys and toy parts.

Of course, this is all just a pipe dream, as the Israeli Government seems to have other, totally co-dependent and otherwise ridiculous, strategies in mind.

So, if the government is not going to help us do something productive, then why don't we just implement our own Jewish BDS (ie. Torah BDS) against those who are the real problem, those who pander to the non-Torah standards of the "international community?" This includes many Jews in Israel who do not realize that BDS is actually doing the Jewish People a favor, as well as the "Jewish" supporters of BDS against Israel, who are doing so for completely the wrong reasons.

So, who should Jews Boycott, Divest, and Sanction?

Lo Techonem - Do not have mercy (Deut. 7:2)
I have two, local choices for health food: Olam HaTeva (Nature World), owned by a religious family, or the store which employs an Arab, both on Agrippas Street near the Shuq. Which do you suppose I patronize?

You see, if Jews believe that Israel is now in a position of power (יד ישראל תקיפה), within its own Land, then we are not to make it easy for any non-Jews to reside here, save for gerei toshav (resident aliens). This is the position of the Ramba"m (Mishneh Torah, Hil. A"Z, ch. 10).

How anyone identifying himself as a "Religious Zionist" could possible think the Israel is not in such a position of power, I have no idea.

Israel's Chief Rabbinate recently demonstrated its understanding of this halakhah (Torah Law) by granting one non-Jew the status of ger toshav (דעת הראב״ד), desiring someone non Jewish to whom it would be permissible halakhically (according to Torah Law) to sell parts of Eretz Yisra'el (Land of Israel), in order to exempt these Lands from keeping the Laws of Shemitah, the Sabbatical Year (ie. Heter Mekhirah).

Even from a Western perspective, it seems that Jews have bought in to the same old double standards the goyim continue to preach.

LGBTQ's support LGBTQ businesses.

African Americans support African American businesses as a form of self-empowerment.

So do women, and in particular feminists.

But, when a Jew wants to support a Jewish-owned business, then all of a sudden, it's racist.

And, when Muslims and Arabs support Muslim and Arab businesses, it is somehow justified, and we are not allowed to call it discriminatory?

Tura Winery and the P'sagot Winery benefit from Christian "volunteers." Of course, they say that they are committed not to missionize Jews. When they praise God while picking grapes and olives, just exactly who do you think they have in mind? Why, their false deity (and/or messiah and/or intercessor and/or rebbe) of course! Take your pick. It doesn't matter. That's because they have changed their strategies,...for now.

They want a foothold on our Land, believing that they are the true inheritors of The Almighty's favor, and thus Eretz Yisr'ael (Land of Israel). Some believe this inheritance comes with the Jews; some believe it comes without. ( They just a foothold in our Land, and to get some pieces for themselves. Boy do they have a rude awakening coming! LOL!

More and more, Christian missionaries are being protected by the spirit of the State of Israel's spirit of democratic, "freedom of religious expression."

Of course, this deMOCKratic protection applies to everyone, except for those Jews the government feels threatened by, and thus calls "extremists," as they dare to hold Torah Law above that of the man-made mishmash of laws from the Ottoman Empire and British Mandate.

No one, however, is protected from the choices we make as to where we spending our hard earned sheqqels.

Do your own Internet search for "Jewish Labor Israel" and you will see just how scathing the opposition is against this one time source of Jewish national pride.

Although demonized as racist, Avodah Ivrith (Jewish Labor) is a highly effective form of BDS.

For referrals of Jewish owned businesses providing the products and services you need in your area of Israel, visit the Moqed Avodah Ivrith website in Hebrew or contact them in English or Hebrew by phone 1-599-588-588 or by e-mail mokedai@gmail.com.

Treif Sellers
In Jerusalem, there are more stores on Agrippas Street in the area of the Shuq, selling treif (non-kosher food) than ever, not to mention those butcher shops in the center of town!

Need something kosher, an imported product perhaps, which they happen to sell there? Don't think that you can get anywhere else? Well, then take the extra time, and the extra money to buy it at a store which does not sell treif, and which is not open on Shabbath!

Can't find one? Then live without it.

I mean, why on earth would any Religious Jew patronize a store which sells treif ??!!

Why don't you ask the Religious Jew who posted his excitement about "Tel-Aviv's newest hot spot" via Twitter. You can also ask him why he would give them the free publicity.

Prosciutto and shellfish,...but also a selection of kosher products!

Shabbath Violators
I obtained the following list of restaurants opened on Shabbath in Jerusalem from TimeOut טיים אאוט which we should also boycott, except for using it to keep an eye on these issues, I suppose.
...not everything is closed for the Sabbath.

Café Bezalel, Bezalel St. 12
Bezalel is a new entry to the list of Jerusalem businesses which are open Saturdays, and we're already asking ourselves how we ever managed without it. The café, located opposite the building that used to house the founder of the Bezalel Academy of Arts and Design, is a young and vibrant coffee house. Its menu changes throughout the day and fits any and all meals. On Fridays the external seating area becomes part of the Bezalel arts and crafts fair, filling the street with people and colors.

Talbiya, Chopin St. 3
Israeli top chefs Assaf Granit, Yossi Elad and Uri Navon long ago established the famous Machne Yuda group, which operates restaurants all over the city. Though the eponymous flagship restaurant is not open on weekends, the group's Mona and Hasadna certainly are. Now the two are joined by a third sister, Talbiya. Talbiya is defined as a wine bar and functions during the day as a café. Next to your coffee you can enjoy freshly made baked goods, while next to your wine you can choose from various elegant dishes by chef Nir Levi. The meticulously designed space and selection of seating options make Talbiya the perfect host for your weekend.

Zoni, Yoel Moshe Salomon St. 15
Zoni is your regular around-the-clock brasserie, except for the view out the windows: instead of Paris you get to look out at the picturesque back streets of Nahalat Shiv'a. The atmosphere inside, however, still maintains a certain European air, with black leather seats, dark hardwood floors, a wide bar and waiters in fine uniform. The menu, which changes between breakfast, lunch and dinner, is similarly full of treats from far away lands. Recommendations are endless but you will be wise to keep one thing in mind: the french toast – available in all three menus – is by itself reason enough for pilgrimage.

Uganda Bar, Aristobulus St. 4
...Uganda is simultaneously a bar, a café, a hummus joint, a music venue and a CD, vinyl and comic book store. Its different parts all fit in harmoniously under a single roof while still making you feel right at home. Tourists, students, youth and adults all fill the space from noon to the following morning, with the atmosphere constantly changing.

Beit HaKava, Yanay St. 3
“Every drink has its place,” wrote S. Y. Agnon, nearly prophesying this unique café, which in turn is named in an appropriately Agnonesque fashion. Decorating the walls are items as carefully chosen as the dishes on the menu. Some of the dishes are regular while others change daily, and all are written casually on the chalkboard. The small café is located in the renovated Yanai street, hiding from the ever noisy Shlomzion street like a well kept secret. Beit HaKava is slowly turning into a true weekend gem and was recently joined by another weekend-strong café, Etz Cafe.

Adom, David Remez St. 4
The opening of the First Station Plaza is great news for Jerusalem weekenders, as it does not entirely shut down for Shabbath. Adom, which became a serious establishment since its opening in 2001, relocated to First Station from its previous location at Feingold Yard. Here it continues to host guests even – or maybe especially – on weekends. You will feel truly privileged to sit in Adom's sleek space and glance at their menu, which specializes in fresh seafood and fish. Completing the culinary experience is a selection of meats, pastas, salads and a wide array of wines.

Cafe Smadar, Lloyd George St. 4
On weekends the German Colony gets to show its quiet side, as the businesses on Emek Refaim street close shop and all that's left is a green and peaceful residence area. One who seeks carefully will be reworded with finding Cade Smadar...

Link, HaMa'alot St. 3
...Surrounded by a green yard and with plenty of seating arrangements, this bar-restaurant offers a lovely pastime option for the whole family...
Aroma Espresso Bar
Notice some of the words I highlighted, some probable code for treif, as well as suggestions of being in a hidden away location. Good! These restaurants should be embarrassed, as should be their customers!

Personally, I would add Aroma to this list. The Aroma in town on Hillel Street and the one on Hebrew University, Mt. Scopus are also open on Shabbath, not to mention countless other branches.

I was pretty surprised that Aroma, with its crappy coffee, and even worse service, but which everyone slobbers over anyway, did not make the top ten favorite Shabbath hangouts.

Besides boycotting such places, operating on Shabbath, some have suggested more active protesting as well.

Many have heard of Haredi protests against businesses open on Shabbath. But, Haredim are not the only ones organizing protesting. There have been public tefilloth Shabbath (Shabbath prayers) outside of a restaurants on Azza Street and Betzalel Street.

By the way, do you want to see a movie? Well, don't see it at Yes Planet. No doubt you have heard of the complex's recent, grand opening, and commitment to operating on Shabbath.

What's the problem if you see a movie during the week? The problem is that you are supporting a business which is open on Shabbath., and thus encouraging countless Jews to violate Shabbath.

Yes Planet - Jerusalem
Nir Barakat
Mayor of Jerusalem
Last, but definitely not least on the Jewish BDS list is the Mayor of Jerusalem himself, Nir Barakat.

How was this Kadima Party, and now independent, mayor was able to get elected in a city with a majority of voters registered with United Torah Judaism, Likud, and Jewish Home parties?

...An internal, Haredi squabble and left-wing, anti-Haredi fear mongering targeting the Religious Zionist voters in the city.

And, now, we see even see Haredi politicians willing to settle for a compromise on the Yes Planet Shabbath debacle!


Mayor Barakat does not just support the Yes Planet Mall, and its operation on Shabbath, he supports more than a few initiatives which contradict the Torah.

You see, it is crucial to keep in mind that the Torah is not just about "Shabbos and Kashrus shailos;" it concerns every facet of a Jew's life.

Do you want Torah or democracy? You do not honestly believe that you can have both, do you?