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Friday, April 09, 2021

פרשת שמיני: עופות נוצה נוהרים יחד / Parashat Shemini: Birds of a Feather

ערב שבת קודש פר' שמיני תשפ״א
English follows the Hebrew.
וְאֶת-אֵלֶּה תְּשַׁקְּצוּ מִן-הָעוֹף, לֹא יֵאָכְלוּ שֶׁקֶץ הֵם: אֶת-הַנֶּשֶׁר, וְאֶת-הַפֶּרֶס, וְאֵת, הָעָזְנִיָּה. וְאֶת-הַדָּאָה--וְאֶת-הָאַיָּה, לְמִינָהּ. טו אֵת כָּל-עֹרֵב, לְמִינוֹ. וְאֵת בַּת הַיַּעֲנָה, וְאֶת-הַתַּחְמָס וְאֶת-הַשָּׁחַף; וְאֶת-הַנֵּץ, לְמִינֵהוּ. וְאֶת-הַכּוֹס וְאֶת-הַשָּׁלָךְ, וְאֶת-הַיַּנְשׁוּף. וְאֶת-הַתִּנְשֶׁמֶת וְאֶת-הַקָּאָת, וְאֶת-הָרָחָם. וְאֵת, הַחֲסִידָה, הָאֲנָפָה, לְמִינָהּ; וְאֶת-הַדּוּכִיפַת, וְאֶת-הָעֲטַלֵּף. (ויקרא יא,יג-יט)
עשר אגורות (2¢):
העורב לא כשר לאכילה.



היונה כן כשרה לאכילה.



נשלחו אליי הסרטונים האלה. הם דומים לסרטוני אילוף החתולה שלי. הבנראה לי שהביטוי הזה "עופות נוצה נוהרים יחד" לא שייך כל-כך לעורב. אלא אולי העורב, הידוע כציפור נבונה, לומד לעקוב מאחרי היונים מפני שבני אדם (מקורות האוכל) נמשכים לציפורים החמודות כאלה ודווקא לא לעורבים.

אני לא בטוח.

בכל מקרה, הסרטונים נמצאים כאן כדי להציג את האפשרות ללכוד יונים בקלות למען השרדנות אם (חס וחלילה) בעתיד תתקיים בעיה באספקת המזון במצב מלחמה או דומה כזה.

כנראה חל איסור לצוד ולשחוט יונים לפי חוקי מדינת ישראל. אני לא בטוח. לפחות יכול להיות איסור כזה באזורים ו/או בעונות מסויימים. ולכן כדאי לברר את העניין לפני שיוצאים לשטח לצוד או אפילו להאכיל את הציפורים.

And these you will have in detestation among the fowl; they shall not be eaten, they are a detestable thing: the great vulture, and the bearded vulture, and the osprey; and the kite, and the falcon after its kinds; every raven after its kinds; and the ostrich, and the night-hawk, and the sea-mew (seagull), and the hawk after its kinds; and the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl; and the horned owl, and the pelican, and the carrion-vulture; and the stork, and the heron after its kinds, and the hoopoe, and the bat. (Lev. 11:13-19)
Esser Agaroth (2¢):
The crow is not kosher for Jews to eat; the pigeon is.

The above videos were sent to me. They are similar to my kitten training videos. 

It seems that the phrase "Birds of a feather flock together" doesn't quite fit the crow so much. But perhaps the crow, well-known as a particularly intelligent bird, learns to follow the pigeons because humans, ie. sources of food, are attracted to them, and not necessarily to crows. 

I'm not sure.

In any case, the videos are here to show the possibility of capturing pigeons easily for survival's sake, if, God forbid, a future problem with obtaining food during a state of war or similar situation.

In the meantime, I suggest that it could very well be against the law to hunt and slaughter pigeons in the State of Israel. I'm not sure. At least there may be restrictions in certain areas and/or seasons. And so, I recommend getting clarification about this before going out to hunt or even feed the birds.

Friday, January 18, 2019

התקדמות לכלכלה ישראלית ללא מזומן / One More Step Toward a Cashless Israeli Economy

ערב שבת קודש פר׳ בשלח תשע״ט

English follows the Hebrew.
ב-01.01.19 החוק הבא התחיל לשלוט על הארנקים שלנו.
YNET: חוק המזומן: בוועדת חוקה מאיימים לדחות את החוק; רשות המסים: "תהיה תקופת חסד"
28 יום נותרו עד לכניסת החוק שמגביל את הסכום בעסקאות מזומן - והציבור מבולבל. בוועדת החוקה טוענים שאין תשתית חלופית, אין הסברה ומגזרים שלמים נותרו ללא מענה. ח"כ סלומינסקי: "זו בושה שאין הכנה לחוק"; מנהל רשות המסים מתחייב באולפן ynet: "ניתן 9 חודשים של התנסות"
אליצפן רוזנברג: 03.12.18

28 יום נותרו עד כניסתו לתוקף של החוק להגבלת השימוש במזומן בתחילת חודש ינואר - ואיש לא טורח להכין את הציבור למהלך. גם לא הוקמה תשתית שתאפשר התנהלות גם למי שמורגלים בשימוש במזומן, בלית ברירה או מבחירה.

"מה שקורה זו בושה גדולה", אומר ל"ממון" יו"ר ועדת החוקה האחראית לחוק, ח"כ ניסן סלומינסקי. "הייתה לי הבטחה מבנק ישראל שתהיה תשתית אלטרנטיבית, וזה נשאר בתיאוריה. אני צריך מכשירים שפועלים כבר בשטח, ואני צריך הסברה".

לדבריו, "אני מדבר עם אנשים – אף אחד לא יודע מזה. אתה הולך לעשות מהפך, וסוכם שתהיה הסברה רצינית כדי שאנשים יבינו שיש חוק כזה, מה הוא אומר. זה לא קיים". סלומינסקי מכוון בעיקר לרשות המסים, שאמורה הייתה לצאת בקמפיין נרחב בתחילת נובמבר, ועד היום זה לא קרה. (המשך)
עשר אגורות (2¢):
עכשיו יש נלו עוד הגבלה במדינת ישראל על מה שאנחנו ההאזרחים יכולים לעשות עם הכסף שלנו, הכסף שעבדנו קשה מאוד להררוויח אותו.

להפחית מעשי פלילי הוא פשוט התירוץ להגביל את השימוש בכסף מזומן.

ומה ההגבלה הבאה? לאסור אותנו משימוש במזומן בכלל?

כבר אי אפשר לשלם על נסיעות באוטובוס בעיר הבירה במזומן פרט ותיקים. חייבים להחזיק רב קו. למה? מפני שככה יותר נוח ומהיר לנוסעים.

השקרים הכי היעילים הם מבוססים באמת.

הליברטריאן* היהודי אמר לי שערך המטבע ש 10 אגורות הוא בעצם 12 אוגורות בזכות כמות הנחושת שלו.

אז לא משנה איזה חוקים כוחות השלטון יקימו עלינו בעתיד. כדאי לנו לחסוך את המטבעות האלה. או אפילו כדאי לחסוך אוכל ומים מפני שאי אפשר לאכול מטבעות. אנחנו כבר יודעים את הערך של שטרות הכסף.

אפס אגורות.

*ליברטריאן: אדם הדוגל בעקרונות החופש; מפלגה פוליטית בארה״ב.

   10 Agaroth Coin
On January 1, 2019, the following law went into effect, controlling our wallets.

YNET: Israel passes law to limit cash deals to fight economic crimes
Reuters: 03.13.18

Israel’s parliament passed a law that limits the amount of cash in the economy in an effort to fight against dirty money, economic crime and money laundering.

Israel’s government loses “billions of shekels in revenue every year” because of under-the-table cash transactions, the Tax Authority said on Tuesday.

The World Bank in 2010 said Israel’s so-called shadow economy was equal to 22 percent of economic output. Israel produced about $366 billion in 2017, which would mean the economy loses out some $80 billion.

The new law imposes a limit of 11,000 shekels ($3,197) on cash transactions made to businesses, which could be further reduced by the finance minister 6,000 shekels in 2020. Cash deals between private individuals, such as buying a used car, will be limited to 50,000 shekels, a level that may be lowered to 15,000 shekels.

Violators will receive warnings until the law goes into full effect in 2019, the Tax Authority said.

The law also states that checks will be limited to 10,000 shekels. Tourists will be limited to paying no more than 55,000 shekels to buy services or assets, although they can do so up to five times.
Esser Agaroth (2¢):
Now we have another restriction in the State of Israel on what we citizens can do with our money, the money we work very hard to earn.

Reducing crime is simply an excuse to limit our use of cash.

And will the next restriction be? To prohibit us from using cash at all?

Already we can't pay for the bus on the bus itself with cash in the capital except for senior citizens. We must carry a Rav Kav (transit card). Why? Because it is ״more convenient and faster for passengers."

The most effective lies are always based on the true.

The Jewish Libertarian once told me that the value of the 10 Agaroth (1 New Israeli Sheqqel = 10 Agaroth) coin is actually 12 Agaroth, because of the coin's copper content.

So no matter what laws the powers that be will place over us in the future. We ought to waste these coins. Or even save food and water because you can't eat coins. We already know the value of the monetary notes.

Zero Agaroth.

Sunday, December 30, 2018

Practice for a Potential Disaster in Israel

כ"ב לחודש העשירי תשע"ט

Image Credit: Mid-Continent Public Library

I'm sure you have heard this one before...
Q: What does a prepper call a power outage?
A: Practice.
One evening last week, I was welcomed home by a power outage.

But, this was a fortunate one.

My landlady still had power, so I could charge my "luxury items." Yes, that's what I believe phones and computers and the like should be called, "luxury items."

Living in the center of Israel near the coast, I wasn't going to freeze without electricity for heat. One comforter would be sufficient. If necessary, I would add a few layers, including a fleece jacket.

Yet, it was also still cold enough that my ancient half size refrigerator's little freezer compartment was still caked with ice. So, even though, there wasn't any power for 10 hours, the meat for Shabbat was not in any danger of spoiling. Hmm... I now wonder if I will ever decide to call a refrigerator a "luxury" item as well.

One of my neighbors came home to the darkness as well. She told me that the power had been out since that morning. I asked her if she called our landlady. She replied that she was busy at work. OKaaaaay. Apparently, she wasn't terribly concerned. And on one level, maybe I should adopt her attitude. On the other hand, this 36-year-old architect could just go run to her parents house if need be. Anyway, she left, assuming that others would deal with the situation for her... (sigh)

Well, we did deal with it.

The issue was soon resolved. Even though it was more that just flipping a switch or replacing a fuse. My landlady's electrician friend, who had wired the building in the first place was over within 30 minutes. The electric company representative soon followed to finish the job. The power was back even before he arrived, thanks to the temporary measure our friendly, neighborhood electrician.

The point of this story is related to the joke I mention above.

I lit a few candles, as it was pretty dark, and it also helped my landlady to see the electrical box.

The worst thing that would happen is that I would not be able to sleep, because of my noisy [other] neighbor. Running a fan for the white noise usually does the trick. But, without electricity, that would be an issue.

The key here is to examine what I need to do to improve my situation without electricity.

It is already colder, than last week, and it is going to get colder. No problem. I just need to bring my sleeping bag home from work. I could always buy another comforter. (B"H I have the money to do so.) But, that's probably not necessary. I should probably buy one to lend out to another person. That's a decision we all have to make for ourselves.

I certainly hope not to sleep at work, which is in Jerusalem. If I lose power there, I still probably won't freeze, but this native San Diegeño will definitely be uncomfortable. A situation I do my best to avoid, not to mention the possibility of snowfall. I haven't heard anything yet about snow falling in Jerusalem this year. But, I do not intend to take any chances. Jerusalem's winter temperature was one of the reasons I moved out of this city in the first place.

So, all in all, I think I'm in pretty good shape. I just need to keep up my stock of food and water, meaning food which does not necessary need to be prepared with any heat. You know, just in case.

Monday, April 11, 2016

Is Wall Climbing Tourism Appropriate in Jerusalem's Old City?

ג' לחודש הראשון תשע"ו
YNET: Rappel down the old city walls
A new attraction is coming to Jerusalem's old city this Passover. In conjunction to the world famous old city wall tour, visitors will be able to rappel down the walls as well. 
Eli Mandelblum, 04.09.16 
Israelis and tourists from all over the world will descend upon Jerusalem during the Jewish holiday of Passover. The Jerusalem Development Authority and East Jerusalem Development LTD have come up with a new and interesting attraction for visitors to the old city this holiday season, repelling down the side of the Old City walls. 
Although this idea sounds relatively simple in theory, it is quite complicated, especially in light of the security situation and concerns about damage to the archaeological sites.
Old City Walls, Jerusalem
"This (attraction) requires many permits from the different organizations and ministries who are responsible for the area. It even requires a special type of harness so that will protect the archaeological site from damage, but also not detract from the repelling experience," stated Roee Menes, CEO of the "B'marom" company which will be operating the attraction.

Besides rappelling, there will be a wide range of attractions in the Old City throughout the Passover holiday, including tours along the top of the Old City walls with a bird's eye view of the Old City and their juxtaposition with the new city, and an interactive area where visitors can learn how the Old City walls were constructed. This is a fun and challenging attraction for the whole family to do, literally putting you in touch with history. The minimum age to participate is nine-years-old.

There are two tracks to take, a north and a south track. The south track starts at Jaffa Gate and goes to the Dung Gate. Meanwhile, the north track starts at Jaffa Gate and ends at the Lions Gate. Tickets can be bought at the Jaffa gate.

The Old City wall tours are open from 9am to 5pm. Keep in mind, this attraction is not wheelchair accessible. The tour takes approximately an hour.
Esser Agaroth (2¢):
At first glance, this newfangled, tourist attraction seems like something you would find at an American amusement park. Wall climbing and rappelling have become increasingly popular over the years. And, now it seems that Jerusalem wants to get into the act as well.

Wall Climbing complex, HaYarqon Park, Tel-Aviv
Why?

To attract a broader base of tourists? Young tourists, who would otherwise avoid such a richly religious and historical site? Is this supposed to be a clever way of showing parts of Jerusalem's Old City, which would normally be overlooked? Or is someone just gunning to make a buck sheqqel anyway that he can?

Anyway you slice it, the addition of rappelling to the Jewish People's Holiest city cheapens it, lowering it to the level of base, material gratification.

But, as often is the case, perhaps there is something to be gleaned from such acts of denigration.

After all, how did the spies, whom Yehoshu'a sent, escape from Jericho? They climbed down from Rahav's window... (Josh. 2:15)

Those paying attention will notice this as a strong suggestion that we need to be prepared, and rappelling may actually be valuable skill in the not too distant future.

And so, I suggest that anyone insisting on taking this opportunity to rappel down a wall of Jerusalem's Old City, after touring its rooftops, do so with the kavannah (intention) of learning or practicing a lifesaving skill.

Think about it.

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

The True Dangers of a General Strike in Israel

ג׳ לחודש האחד עשר תשע"ו

There is a joke among "preppers" and other survivalists...
Q: What do you call a power outage? 
A: Practice
If you do not get the joke, then I highly recommend that you read on.

A few weeks ago, a general strike was averted at the last minute. I checked the news in the morning, like everyone else, to check if buses were running, of if I would have to track down a cab, and then when I found one, probably have to fight over it with 10 other people.

But, it was averted. So, no big deal. Right?

Histadrut Chairman Avi Nissenkorn and Finance Minister Moshe Kahlon (Kulanu)
(Photo: Ohad Zwigenberg)
Guess again. The only things which were accomplished by this threat of a strike, real or orchestrated, had nothing to do with whether union workers were getting paid fairly or not.
The Finance Minister looked good, if not heroic, thus strengthening his political influence.

The union leader looked good, and maintains his seat of power, until he can position himself for an even better position in the future, perhaps in the private business sector.

And whether or not the workers actually got what they wanted in the deal, both the government and the union can say to their constituents, "Look at us. We sure showed them!"

But, most importantly, the masses have been reminded of their vulnerability, and dependence upon the establishment. 
I remember the general strike of תשנ"ז/1997, as if it was yesterday. I was living in Tel-Aviv at the time, and had only been in Israel for a few months. In fact, the strike ended up lasting for almost as much time as I had been in the country.

Although transportation services were still operating, government, banking, postal, and several other services were at a stand still. Garbage seemed to pile up over night, and then keep piling up. I do not know if you could possibly imagine the smell we had to endure. Needless to say, there were concerns over the health hazard of it all.

It also did not matter if you had money in the bank. It the Caspomat (ATM) ran out of cash, then you did not get any cash. Checks were useless, unless you went to cash them at a money changer for a higher than usual fee. The worldwide goal of a cash free economy had gotten a booster shot.

Fortunately, the religious accountants, knowing, and interested in adhering to, the halakhah (Torah law) necessitating the payment of employees on time, broke the picket line, went into work, and deposited salaries into people's accounts.

How about that? Predominantly secular Tel-Aviv was saved by Torah observant employees of its municipality. Who would have thought? Don't worry. Tel-Aviv residents have long since forgotten the event, assuming they even knew about this, in the first place.

Furthermore, bank managers also crossed the picket line, refilling the Caspomats with cash.

The dispute was eventually resolved, the general strike stopped, and everything went back to normal, right? Wrong.

Even though the general strike affecting the entire country stopped, the strike continued in Tel-Aviv, by its city employees. The trash still was not getting picked up, and continued to pile up.

But, then as you might have guessed, this dispute was also eventually resolved, and we all rejoiced, and proceeded to go back into denial of the situation. "Nah! That could never happen again!" Could it?

Now imagine this...

Truck drivers stop working. Or better yet, the Arabs we are so dependent on hold a general strike. It does not matter if there is enough food, if it does not get to you, and perhaps does not even get picked!

What would do you do? Are you prepared? Do you have cash on you? Will your cash even be accepted? If so, are you prepared for the inflation which will certainly ensue?

Do you have any food and water stored? What about an extra gas balloon, in order to cook your food? Do you know where to find free food? Do know which plants are edible?

Have you decided that I am just one of those "nuts," yet, you hear about on reality television shows?

Just stop and think about it, for a minute.

How many of you even thought about carrying pepper spray, knife, baseball bat, or any other weapon for that matter, five months ago? And now? Most of you have at least thought about it.

So far, here in Jerusalem, we have not been shut down by any snow storms, as in previous years. But, the winter is not over yet. Can you imagine that while there was a pile of snow outside, people were actually worried about their food going bad, because the power was down? The thought to store food in a a bucket of snow, never even occurred to them.

In a crisis, most people get injured, or even die, not because of the crisis itself, but from panic and lack of preparation.

Do the scenarios above seem too far-fetched for you? Do you really feel safe in your Katamon or Ramat Aviv bubbles?

After all, things have "calmed down," and the Prime Minister has promised to protect us. So, everything is A-Okay, right?

I guess that only time will tell.

Saturday, August 08, 2015

Ariel Residents Get a Wake-up Call: Store Water!

מוצש״ק פר׳ עקב תשע"ה
Arutz 7: Water Shutoffs Have Ariel Residents Hot and Bothered
Extreme heat and doubled water usage places undue strain on Ariel's water systems, leading to shutoffs at the worst of times.

Talia Blatman, 8/4/2015

Water supply malfunctions in the Samaria city of Ariel have many of the city's residents on edge.

This week's extreme heat wave has led the citizens of Ariel to double their regular water usage, putting undue strain on the city's water supply infrastructure and causing electrical malfunctions with the water pumps.

Israel's national water supply company, Mekorot, will be intermittently shutting off water supply to different areas in Ariel beginning on Tuesday evening at 7 p.m. in an attempt to correct the situation.
Map included here to show just how isolated the City of Ariel is, with its population of about 20,000, not to mention all of the other towns, closer to Jordan than the Mediterranean Sea.
(Click To Enlarge Image)
A notice issued to the citizens of Ariel by the city's municipality warned of the impending water shutoffs and stated that the shutoffs may continue for three days.

Ariel Mayor Eliyahu Shaviro advised the city's residents via Facebook to reduce water usage and gather a minimum of four liters of water per family member per day for the next three days.

Community volunteers are stepping up to the task and distributing water to locals in need. Six water distribution stations are currently set up in various locations around the city.
Esser Agaroth (2¢):
Store water!

What else can I say?

Storing water is not just for government shut offs, take overs, and expulsions, or future sieges by Arabs or foreign troops. It is also for those "regular" mishaps too, natural or orchestrated. It does not matter. We need water.


At the risk of being called an apocalyptic, alarmist nut job, I suggest that you have a heck of lot more water stored, than just for three days. Plus, do not count on having water distribution stations set up for you in in the future. And if by chance that you are provided with them, do not count on your neighbors to be their usual polite and friendly friendly selves, waiting patiently for their turn for that precious governmental gift, when they are extremely thirsty.

Take this incident as a friendly wake up call to get prepared, and stay prepared!

Friday, October 17, 2014

Are You Prepared for Israel's Next Snow Storm?

ערב שבת קודש פר׳ בראשית תשע״ה

Last winter, when Israel was hit by one of the worst snow storms in its recent history, with about 19,000 homes losing electrical power. I was one of the lucky ones who did not. Yet, I think about what I would have done, if I had not been so lucky. Would I have been prepared to weather the storm? Will I be prepared for the next time snow or another surprise hits? Will you be prepared?

When I complain that Jerusalem winters are unbearable, my friends from New York, Chicago, Montreal, and northern domains, just laugh at me, and tell me that I don't not what real cold is like. When I tell you that I was born and raised in San Diego, where it is not unheard of to wear shorts during most of the winter, you will probably understand my point. I don't "do" cold. Give me one of these 35 C/95 F days anytime. You can keep the cold!

However, since I have chosen to live in Jerusalem, and not along Israel's Mediterranean coast, I have no choice but to "deal with" the cold of Jerusalem's winter.

View from my balcony:
The lights on the sukkah still haven't been taken down, and are collecting snow.

Last year's snow storm began on a Thursday morning, and continued through Shabbath. Travel within Jerusalem, on Sunday and Monday, was challenging, to say the least. Bus service was delayed during the early morning to avoid travel on iced over streets. Plus, just like every time it snows in Jerusalem, travel was always further complicated by everyone and his cousin coming into the city from Tel-Aviv, in order to see and enjoy the novelty of the snow.

While those of you living in New York, Chicago, or Montreal maybe rolling your eyes, I must emphasize that since snow is still a relatively rare occurrence in Jerusalem, the municipality does not see it as economically feasible to invest in the kind of equipment other cities around the world use daily throughout the winter. Instead, last year, we were told to stock up, and stay off of the streets. The city's economy might be stung, but accidents would be avoided.

Screen Shot: Live Kotel Cam
9 Teveth, 5774/December 12, 2013, 12:30 PM

My boss called me that fateful Thursday morning, and told me not to bother to come into work. Already out and about, I took the opportunity to stock up on food for the weekend and beyond, having in mind to purchase some food which would not require any cooking,...just in case.

However, if the power had gone out, I would have not have had any idea what I would do for heat. Even my awesome camping sleeping bag would leave me with a chill to keep me up most of the night. I had tried it out, so I already knew. Always test out your equipment!

Nevertheless, according to the chatter I heard after the storm had passed, I was much better prepared than most. I heard one man talking about how worried he was during the storm, that the food in his refrigerator would go bad, because thy did not have any power. Apparently, this man failed to notice all of the freezing cold white stuff laying around, which he could have shoveled into a bucket, and used to keep his perishables from perishing. Of course, he noticed the snow, but did not put two and two together.

Fortunately, one friend of mine who lives north of Jerusalem, thought to turn on all of the gas burners in his kitchen before Shabbath,* as they had lost electricity during the storm. He stationed his wife's bed there for her and their week-old newborn son. He and his daughters took every sweater, jacket, and blanket they owned, and camped out in another bedroom.

I have heard that a great many people become injured, or even die, from panic, and lack of preparation, than from the actual crisis or event itself. Even my friend who spent the night, this snowy Shabbath, had to remind me to fill up several bottles with water, from the faucet in the event that the freezing temperatures would cause pipes to burst, or affect our water supply in some other way.

One would think that such ideas would come to those of you in New York, Chicago, Canada, and Russia, quite naturally, just like knowing what to do in the event of an earthquake, and being prepared in advance for such an occasion is second hat to most Californians. However, that does not seem to be the case after all. Perhaps, we have become so dependent on technology, that our "thinking caps" have become impaired, when left without it.



Remember

Ask others with more experience that you. In mind case that mean learning about "layering," and the importance of wearing a hat, from a friend from Maryland. Likewise, during the summer months, I suggest to my roommate from upstate New York that he try jumping into the shower briefly, or just running the water on his neck for a few minutes.

Test Run
A few months ago, the power went out for a couple of hours. I was amazed that people did not know what to do with themselves, unless of course, they had a full battery on their computers and independent access to the Internet.

Lighting candles and reading a book, or going for a walk never would have occurred to them, except for maybe when their batteries ran out.

Recently, on a Friday, my power went out, while in the middle of cooking for Shabbath. I forgot where I heard this joke, but it is priceless:
Q: What does a 'prepper' call a power outage?

A: Practice.
Sure enough, I got some practice, as well as a friendly reminder to get my act in gear, and acquire what I have, so far, only been thinking about acquiring.

Truth be told, most of my cooking was done. I had only the meat left to prepare. As I knew that my local grocery store was open, I jaunted over to buy some charcoal, something which I really should have had on hand anyway. This experience also reminded me to get that gas canister I keep telling myself to get for cooking back-up, as well heating in an absolute pinch.

Well, once again, I lucked out. An electrician friend of mine was in the area, so he came over to sort everything out. My electric oven apparently was the culprit which tripped the electrical board. I would really prefer to have gas cooking appliances. But, as a renter, I have what I have.

For the coming winter, I hope to stop procrastinating, and buy a canister of gas to have on hand for back-up, if for nothing else. The gas canister can also be used for heat, in a pinch. Attachments can been bought which direct and diffuse the heat. But, I have been warned that it is not the heating system for use on Shabbath, without a proper gas heater hooked up to it.

I have even thought of the possibility of acquiring a wood burning stove, even just a small one for back up.

I have been, but must still confirm, that kerosene  heaters made for the indoors have been made illegal, for the populace's "own good." So, the option here would be finding a used one whose owner would be willing to part with. Kerosene  heaters made for outdoor use, are just that, made for outdoor use. As far as I understand, it is really not a good idea to use them indoors.

Jerusalem sits 800 plus meters in elevation. That is about 2,600 feet. It never gets within a few degrees below 0 C (32 F). If you are inside at night without heat during such temperatures, with all of your sweaters and jackets and blankets piled on, chances are that you will more likely than not, survive the night, Just like my friend and his family, I mentioned above did. But, what if you have small children or babies or elderly at home?


As part of my preparation for the coming winter, I have tried to talk about it with friends, particularly those with more experience than I when it comes to snowy winters. When I first moved to the East Coast, after living my entire life in California, a friend of mine who grew up in the Northeast, had to point out to me various things about living through the winter, I never would have thought of, everything from a hat, gloves, and thermal underwear, to layering clothing. I probably would have never thought of these things on my own.

Unforntunately, my experience, so far, has been that nobody wants to talk about the coming winter, let alone getting "prepped" for different case scenarios, such as power outages.

According to IsraelWeather.co.il, snow is expected in Jerusalem, this January. So, hopefully, as we get closer to Jerusalem, snow potential, my neighbors will become more amenable to such discussions.

Stay tuned!

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*The Torah forbids Jews from creating, transferring, and extinguishing of fire on Shabbath. The addition and subtraction of fuel is also forbidden to Jews on Shabbath.

Sunday, September 21, 2014

The "Unbreakable" New Israeli Shekel

כ״ו לחודש השישי תשע״ד

Wikipedia: New Israeli Sheqqel
The 20 sheqqel banknote is the first, as of April 2008, to be made of polypropylene, a polymer substrate, which is superior to the current paper note with a circulation life of a few months only. The polymer note is printed by Orell Füssli Security Printing of Zürich, Switzerland. 1.8 million of the new banknotes were printed with the writing "60 years [anniversary] of the State of Israel" (in Hebrew), in red ink.
Ripped 20 Sheqqel Note

Esser Agaroth (2¢):
When these fancy-shmancy polypropylene 20 sheqqel notes first came out, "they" were raving about how amazing they were, and that you simply could not rip nor cut them. Well, perhaps these polymer notes have a better circulation life than paper, but they are certainly not invincible.

The pattern of this tear may even suggest some sort of flaw, which has now been exposed.

Irregardless, it is still difficult for me to fathom that plastic has a "value" of 20 sheqqels, or even one sheqqel. Gold-backed, paper certificates were one thing. The gold backing was taken away, and the wool was pulled over our eyes. Now, here in Israel we are not only carrying around plastic, credit cards, but plastic currency as well.

It is no secret that Israel, and many other countries, have been forcing the move toward a completely, plastic, or electronic, economy, for our "safety and convenience," of course.. It is now almost impossible in Israel, to have ones salary paid by check which can be cashed or deposited into a third party's account, let alone receive cash, period!

It would be a welcome awakening and relief, if we were finally to realize that the value of paper or polymer currency is only an illusion, created by the banksters and their governmental pawns, and continually enabled by us, the masses over whom they want to maintain control.

Believe you me. There may very well come a time when a bag of rice will be worth more than a piece of plastic, a piece of paper, or even a piece of metal.

Speaking of "value," the new 50 sheqqel note is worth even than the 20 sheqqel note. Its value is equal to one big fat embarrassment plus a symbol for the annihilation of the Jewish People.



Arutz 7: 'The Symbol of Assimilation, Now the Symbol of Israel'
Netanyahu's brother-in-law Dr. Ben-Artzi calls on Israelis not to use new Tchernichovsky 50 shekel note; asks 'where is Jewish Home?'

By Uzi Baruch, Ari Yashar, September 19, 2014

A new 50 shekel banknote bearing the likeness of Russian-born Hebrew poet Shaul Tchernichovsky (1875-1943) entered circulation on Tuesday, but Dr. Hagai Ben-Artzi of Bar Ilan University refuses to use the new note and calls on others to follow suit.

Ben-Artzi, who is the brother-in-law of Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu and lectures on the Torah and Jewish Thought, told Arutz Sheva that the new banknote is a disgrace to the state of Israel.

The noted lecturer reminded that Tchernichovsky was married to a Christian woman his entire life, and refused the insistent pleading of former Chief Ashkenazic Rabbi Shlomo Goren to have her convert to Judaism as befitting the wife of a key Hebrew poet in modern Israel.

"Shaul Tchernichovsky became a symbol of assimilation - the ideology of assimilation. It cannot be that a man like this, even with all his importance as a poet, should become a symbol of the state of Israel," said Ben-Artzi.

The new note sends exactly the wrong message at a time when "in Europe there's an 80% rate of assimilation and in the United States 60% assimilation," argued Ben-Artzi. "The Jewish people are becoming annihilated due to assimilation; how can the state of Israel be capable of turning precisely Tchernichovsky into a symbol?"

Ben-Artzi also criticized the Jewish Home party for not speaking out against the committee recommendation to use Tchernichovsky in the new bank note; the criticism comes at a time of talk in the party of splitting due to fears of a changing focus away from religious Zionism.

"Where is the Jewish Home?" asked Ben-Artzi. "Where are the hareidi parties? Where is the Likud party that declares itself to be Jewish and nationalist?"

Calling for a boycott on the new banknote, Netanyahu's brother-in-law stated "each any every one of us is obligated to explain the problem with the note. We must not accept this miserable decision to push this man into every home in Israel."

"Is the state of Israel deriding us? We will turn the decision into a public discussion. In every street corner they will talk about the problem. If a million citizens will not use the note, the state will have no choice but to remove it from financial circulation," concluded Ben-Artzi.

(Tip: The Torah Revolution)

The New Israeli Sheqqel made be holding against the dollar and the euro, but it is truly broken.

Update:
A reader pointed out that...

American bills say "In God We Trust". The new Israeli ₪50 bill, the one featuring Tchernichovsky says "In Man We Trust," roughly translated. Don't believe it? Take a look for yourself. It's on the reverse side, right under the serial number. - Hillel Levin, Shiloh (red arrow)



Sure enough, on the reverse side of the new 50 sheqqel bill, there is a quote from one of Tchernichovsky's poems, אני מאמין (I Believe).

כִּי עוֹד אַאֲמִין גַּם בָּאָדָם, גַּם בְּרוּחוֹ, רוּחַ עָז
For I shall yet have faith in mankind, In its spirit great and bold

You can read the entire poem in Hebrew on Wikipedia, or in English translation on Ha'Aretz.

Would you believe that it has been suggested, and apparently a lot, that this poem replace HaTiqwa (The Hope) as the Israeli National Anthem? Not surprisingly former K'nesseth Speaker Avraham Burg (Labor), and an Arab MK are included with those in those in favor of this proposal.

Friday, May 23, 2014

The Falafel Economic Index: Not as Silly as You Think.

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Forbes: The Falafel Index: A Way To Assess Purchasing Power In The Middle EastComment Now

Adam Heffez, April 28, 2014 —The Washington Institute for Near East Policy

The Arab Spring brought into focus the economic underpinnings of instability in the Middle East. In a region where over one in four youth is unemployed, how well people can afford a basic meal is a primary consideration.
...

The Falafel Index, first floated by The Majalla, an Arab magazine, in 2011. As a staple meal across the Middle East, falafel (crispy, golden balls of chickpeas) sandwiches provide a more region-specific, and thereby more accurate, basis for an index [than the "BigMac Index"]. The Falafel Index is culturally fitting, and based on the actual purchasing preferences that everyday citizens bring to the market. (cont.)

"The Falafel Index"

Esser Agaroth (2¢):
Falafel in a Pita w/Tehinah
*often w/tomatoes and cucumbers
OK. I get it. Falafel instead of BigMacs.

Makes total sense.

But, the main reason this index is not just another clever gimmick, is because falafel is edible.

Don't forget that the so-called "Arab Spring" (2011) was not just about ideology; it was also about food. Inflation in Egypt alone had skyrocketed! Riots in Tunisia and Algeria were also motivated by rising food prices.

This is why Hamas, which is in control of Azza, is clever,...evil, but clever. It uses at least some of the funding it receives from Iran and other terrorism-supporting nations and organizations to build hospitals and schools, and to provide food. The food Hamas provides is just enough to maintain its status as the "hero," keeping the support of the people, and just little enough to sustain the people's anger against whoever Hamas tells them to be angry.

Let us also not forget that Arab countries were not the only countries rioting, albeit with different "styles" of rioting. Economically related concerns were said to be the root of riots in Spain and Greece. Strangely enough, not much can be heard about what has been happening in Cyprus, over the past year. (Do you know what has been happening in Cyprus over the past year?)

Soon,"Economics" will soon be the accepted euphemistic code for "food."

"Sheeple"
Led around by the powers that be
Around the world, those who are at least somewhat awake from the numb-out state of being "sheeple, have been talking about gold, silver, even copper, as sound investments, even saving as alternatives to the currencies which will eventually be worthless.

They are not wrong to do so. On the other hand, the last time I checked, gold, silver, and copper were not life sustaining; whereas falafel is. In other words, gold and other precious metals may have a value which is tangible, in contrast to U. S. Federal Reserve Notes, and other paper and plastic currencies. However, metals and the like still only have a value because we project onto it. "Supply and demand," remember?

The bottom line is that you cannot eat gold; you can eat deep-fried chick peas. When food becomes rarer than gold, which would you prefer to be in possession of, gold or falafel?

May The Almighty have mercy on us!

I will be expanding upon this post, and in particular, elaborating on its cryptic foreshadowing of an ending soon in The Falafel Index: A Practical Application.

Be sure to keep up with similar posts, related to "prepping," which I expect will become an increasingly more prominent theme here at Esser Agaroth (2¢).

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

An Escape Plan from Israel? Or A Filtering Out?

י״ד לחודש השנים עשר תשע״ד

My father, an experienced traveler, and who is fluent in five languages, keeps harping on me about “having an escape plan.” If it gets to hot, he says, then I should have a trip by boat to Italy on my list of contingency plans. I have repeatedly told him that I am “here for the long haul.” I have no intention of leaving, but that he should come here to Israel, and consider staying.

“I don’t speak Hebrew,” he tries to use as an excuse. I counter this easily with, “You are an English and Yiddish speaker. You will have no problem getting around Jerusalem.” (…or Beth Shemesh, or any number of other places)

I reassure him that I do have a “go bag,” with ID, cash, documents, an address book, matches, pencil and paper, etc. But, that if I were ever actually to leave Jerusalem, it would be north or south to friends with land. In order to grow food, one needs land. Even if there is enough food during a crisis, there is still the issue of getting it to the people who need it, and who even have money to buy it.
My father is either in deep denial about my “insane” ideology, or is in deep denial about my “insane” ideology.

He also has yet to opine on my 99% certainty that I will renounce my U. S. citizenship this spring. I think it was just too for much for him to handle in one e-mail. My mother, on the other hand, has said quite clearly that I am a “dope,” if I go through with it.

Meanwhile, my father is apparently not the only one to be concerned about having an escape plan for leaving Israel. The recent news out of Spain regarding a freshly passed piece of legislation has apparently given Israelis a new, personal project to work on, in order to increase their lifestyle choices.

YNET: The pursuit of European passports: ‘There’s somewhere to escape to’The Spanish law allowing Jews to claim Spanish citizenship gives many Israelis a chance to dream, have a backup plan
Michal Margalit, February 10, 2014 
For years, Israelis have been searching for the Ashkenazi connection that would allow them to receive the sought-after European passport. Thousands of them discovered over the weekend that the path to obtaining the passport is shorter than ever – and will actually be acquired through a Sephardic connection…. 
…what are the reasons for the pursuit for the European passport? 
Professor Yossi Shain, head of the Political Science Department at Tel Aviv University, believes that the main goal is to “open up options”. “Some will say that these options are in case of times of emergency, and that it is part of the history of the Jewish people, but we live in a global world in which many people have multiple citizenships. This is not a matter of lack of patriotism, but an economic opportunity and a chance to be a citizen of the world.“ 
However, the security aspect is also part of the considerations. “Because of the reality in the Middle East and our geographical location, Israelis are always traveling,” said Shain. “People who apply for Polish passports are taking advantage of opportunities. On the other hand, for many Israelis these options are not appealing. Others do not want to start a family abroad. Israelis are very connected to Israeli culture and to some extent can’t manage without Israel, and so in many cases people are only utilizing their options.” 
The never-ending pursuit for the European passport does not surprise Zeev Tzahor, Professor of History at Ben-Gurion University and former President of Sapir College.
“The Zionist assumption that the establishment of a Jewish state would give them a ‘safe haven’, as stated in the Zionist Congress in Basel, seems very distant today. If there’s a place that’s the least safe for Jews, it’s the Jewish state. Even if not everyone admits it, some Israelis who are aware of the Jewish history, prepare a shelter for themselves, like every generation tends to do, to be on the safe side. That’s the main reason for the attraction of the foreign passport.”
Here are some of the reasons mentioned in the article by those desiring a passport in addition to their Israeli one:
… was happy to have the French passport not because he was thinking of emigrating from Israel, but so he could have the option to live in Europe for several years.…did not look at his foreign passport as an “insurance policy” in case something forces him to escape the Jewish State, but rather as “a tool in the global village, making my life comfortable. I have no interest in leaving the country; only an interest to live abroad, see the world. …we see ourselves as part of the world. 
…despite the fact that it was easier on the pocket to stay in Germany, they decided to return to Israel – “because of the weather, the distance from our families and friends… but anyway,” he stressed, “in case there’s an economic and security apocalypse, we have somewhere to run away to.” 
…In case there’s a security threat, the passport will give an alternative. At the moment, we’re not considering moving there, but it opens up some possibilities for when the kids grow older.”
Esser Agaroth (2¢): 
Since the fall, 2012, Spain has been seriously mulling over this proposal to extend citizenship to those Jews able to demonstrate that they are descendants of Jews, which Spain expelled in 1492. A bill was finally submitted at the end of 2013, by Spain’s ruling party, and subsequently passed into the law mentioned above.

Before the Spanish made their offer to Jews, even a former Speaker of the K’nesseth Avraham Burg (Labor) suggested that Israelis obtain a foreign passport. Burg even wore a kippah on his head, albeit a relatively small one. Burg now has French (ie. EU) citizenship. Why he chose France, of all places, with its well-publicized Jew-targeted violence, I have no idea. I would wish him luck, because he will certainly need it.

But, I think former Speaker of the K’nesseth Avraham Burg needs to sleep in his own personal bed which he has made for himself, if for no other reason, as an example to others, who will hopefully think twice before making his same mistake.

According to the above news report, there are at least some Israeli citizens who are excited about the prospect of a second passport. Some simply want “more options” in life or to be “part of the world.” Not all appear to want some sort of escape plan, if things get bad here.

Well, let me tell you, countless prophecies already tells us that things WILL get much worse, that is if we do not do teshuvah (repentance) to a sufficient degree. (See Ezeqiel, Zekhariah 12-14, Joel, Obadiah, etc.)

And so, I ask you to consider the possibility that although such “escape plans” seem reasonable, even prudent, this may simply be another test. When an increasing number of governments are showing their true colors of hatred toward the Jewish People, vis-à-vis “anti-Zionist” and “pro-Palestinian” stances, and the Spanish [and the Canadian, and a few other] governments open up their hearts and borders to Jews, our recent historical pattern predicts massive slobbering over those expressing a perceived love for us.

However, just as it does not matter who hates us, it also does not matter who loves us.
The only opinion which should matter to us it that of The Holy One, Blessed Be He.

We need to stand on our proverbial, “own two feet,” and hold firm, and consider the possibility that those who believe that they are leaving or escaping Israel, may actually be HaShem’s way of beginning a filtering out from Israel.

This may sound harsh. But, do not forget that according to many, only 20% made is out of the Egyptian Exile (Rashi on “חמושים” Par. Beshalah).

Ask yourselves, how many will make it out of the current Exile of Edom? So many have forgotten that Exile is, in fact, a punishment; returning to Israel is the Divinely-promised gift. How can any Jew give that up so easily, even just for the sake of being “part of the world?”

I don’t know about you, but as I continually try to tell my father, I’ am here for the long haul. I recommend that you all get on the plane, so as not be left behind, not to Spain, France, or any land besides Israel.

Friday, May 03, 2013

Is Sari Raz A Racist? Or Is She Just Stupid?

כ"ג לחודש השני תשע"ג

YNET: Banknote Committee Member: Can't Think Of Any Mizrahi Poets

Sari Raz says she's 'unfamiliar with prominent 20th century Mizrahi poets'; adds: 'We thought about Yehuda Halevi, but were told there was no picture of him'

April 29, 2013

Sari Raz, a former Channel 1 anchorwoman said on Sunday, "I am really not familiar with prominent Mizrahi poets in the 20th century."

Raz is a member of the committee headed by retired Supreme Court Judge Yaakov Tirkel tasked with choosing Israeli figures to be commemorated on the new Bank of Israel bills.

The committee chose four poets - Rachel, Shaul Tchernichovsky, Leah Goldberg and Natan Alterman to appear on the new banknotes incurring the wrath of Shas party chairman Aryeh Deri, who lashed out at the absence of iconic figures of Mizrahi extraction.

Asked why a Sephardic figure was not chosen to appear on the new bills, Raz replied, "If there was someone predominant figure they would have definitely been added to the list. I am simply not familiar (with anyone), you could say that this committee is ignorant, but I don't really know any outstanding Mizrahi poets from the 20th century who are studied in schools, who youngsters write and learn about or whose words are composed into melodies and sung.

"I am not familiar (with anyone like that) if you are – give me a suggestion. If anybody else knows (of someone) – they should give me suggestions." (cont.)

(Tip Credit: "Bond")

Esser Agaroth (2¢):
Oh, please! Gimme a break!


I have a few questions for Sari, and her fellow "committee" members.

1. So, is it that you could not think of any non-Ashkenazi poets, you were taught about any in your Israeli public school education, or you're just too stupid to think of any? Well, I guess you already answered that one for us above. But, the bottom line is that she does not seem to know of any Mizrahi (Eastern Jewish), religious poets either, from any century!

2. And, it certainly does not seem like the works of any such poets are taught in Israeli public schools. What does THAT tell you about the Westernized Israel we live in?? You know, where non-Ashkenazi children are trained early on

3. Why poets? Were poets decided upon, as a way of keeping out non-Ashkenazi role models, without raising any eyebrows, because people will buy the "there aren't any" line?

4. Why from the 20th Century? Could it be that you wanted to stick with contemporary, secular poets, lest even one child in the Israeli public school system gets some crazy idea to look up a religious poet, and then possibly become influenced by him?? Oy gevalt! A poet from 300 years ago (or 3,000 years ago) influenced my child to learn Torah!

I will tell you why there will not be anyone other than a token, Sepharadi or Teimani Jew on an Israeli banknote anytime soon. Just look at how the secular, Ashkenazi, Labor (non-) Zionists have treated the  and Sepharadi and Teimani Jews  over the years, and that should answer your question. (Click on the link.)


5. Why are the new banknotes so butt-ugly? (Although, I must admit that the combination of blue hues looks kind of cool. But, I digress...)

6. Why isn't even a smiggen of Jewish or Israeli symbolism completely absent from the new bank notes? (Ah! Didn't notice that, did you?) No Star of David, no Menorah, no map (Of course not. Too controversial.), no nothing.

Here's my vote for a new, Israeli banknote:

Back: "Kahane was right;" Front: Rabbi Me'ir David Kahane HY"D
(If you designed this banknote, please let me know, so that I can credit you.)
What do you think, Sari? Does my pick have any chance whatsoever making the final five choices?

Now, let's leave Sari Raz and her "committee" to the side, for a moment. Sari, don't go away. Esser Agaroth has some more words for you!

Why hasn't anyone asked about who designed these butt-ugly monetary notes?! For goodness sakes!

More importantly, why isn't anyone talking about how worthless the New Sheqqel will be soon? The propped up illusion of a strong Bank Of Israel, cleverly propped up by former bank president Stanley Fischer, is only delaying the inevitable. Sure, Israel has all those high tech. parts everyone talks and raves about. And even most Leftists are not willing to boycott (or are in very deep denial that many of their computer and cellular phone parts originated in Israel, in some way, shape or form.)

And, by the way, why isn't anyone talking about how worthless paper or plastic money around the rest of the world as well? Greece, Spain, Portugal, and now Cyprus,...  It's only a matter of time.

10 Ag' Coin
Apparently the 10 Agaroth coin (about 2.8¢), after which this site was named, actually costs 12 Ag' to produce. So, it will be of no surprise to you that there has been talk of phasing it out. But, don't thrown them out just yet. Save them! Just think about the copper content. Who knows it may soon be worth more than 10 Ag'. (Israeli Fun Fact courtesy of Rafi at Settlers Of Samaria)

I also suggest to stock up on what is really valuable: food, mainly dried and canned goods, and make sure to have a way to cook them. I know that the one community garden in my neighborhood, along with the "hidden in plain sight" edible plants are not going to be enough to support my neighborhood. What about yours?

Think I'm a nut? A conspiracy theorist? No problem. Just don't come crying to me, when you're hungry, and food is not as accessible as you thought it would be. You'll have to agree with me on at least one thing: You cannot EAT money.

Sorry to write so harshly. Just consider it "tough love."

And now, back to our show "Sari Raz And Friends!"

Sari Raz's score, according to the new and improved, individualized, Esser Agaroth (2¢) scoring system is...

2 1/2 Bozos, because she IS a Bozo, plus one nose-picking Shimon Peres for secular, Ashkenazi elitism.

Monday, April 08, 2013

A Look At Israel's Neighbors: Cyprus

כ"ט לחודש הראון תשע"ג

Some remember our neighbor Cyprus as a highly unpleasant layover on the way to Israel, after surviving the horrors of the Holocaust.

Some see our neighbor Cyprus as a popular vacation destination, the perfect alternative to Greece and Turkey, whenever they remember that they hate Jews, in spite of the tourism money they bring to their respective countries.

Still others see Cyprus as justification for our hanging on to Yehudah and Shomron (Judea and Samaria). Either way you look at it, someone IS occupying part of Cyprus. On the contrary, Israel is simply taking what The Almighty promise it, and granted us another chance to hold onto it in 1948, and again in 1967.

However, very few in Israel appear to be terribly concerned, let alone talking about the current financial crisis in Cyprus. The Cypriots have got it worse than the Greeks, Spanish, or Portuguese ever did.

In other words, it's bad. The Banksters* took their money.

Not so coincidentally, and not so funny, this ad popped up in my Google Ads the other day. Anyway, want to go to Cyprus?

No thanks.

I have heard that the Cypriots are not armed. But, if they were, then there already would have been quite a few deaths from riots and targeted assassinations.

So, everyone thinks it couldn't happen to us? Not in Israel, with its propped-up illusion of an economy?

Time to start storing water, everyone. Lifta is just too far away to be schlepping re-filled bottles of water back home.

Call me crazy, but I said its high time I got prepared. What about you?

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*Bankster = Banker + Ganster