Monday, September 27, 2010
The Jewish Democratic State
Sunday, September 19, 2010
A Brilliant But Evil Plan!
With the catastrophic expulsion of Jews from Azza (Gaza/Gush Qatif) in 5765 (2005), I have since often wondered how the Israeli government will attempt to implement the next expulsion of Jews, this time from Yehudah, Shomron, and even Jerusalem (May God forbid!).
Using Jewish towns in these areas as laboratories to see which sick plan for removing Jews from their homes and land will be the most efficient, the Israeli government appeared to have only a few options:
1. Pay Jews to move out, and help them to relocate else in Israel. These Jews may or may not get rewarded for their “initiative,” but probably not. (Not enough Jews will want to leave, and the Jews who would not mind leaving will not fall for this one,...again.)
2. Remove them forcibly, as the the powers that be did in Azza, then let them sit around in temporary housing indefinitely until the outrage in the Israeli news media dies down, and then just forget about them. (Too expensive.)
3. Bring in the bulldozers in overnight without warning. Then go to option 2. (Not enough bulldozers.)
Then I saw this. This fourth option did not surprise me in the least. After all the posters depicting Prime Minster Binyamin Netanyahu, removing his Ariel Sharon mask, can already be found in Jerusalem.
What did surprise me was the lack of coverage of this brilliant, but evil plan in the Israeli news media.
World Net Daily: Shock Plan: Palestinians Scheduled To Govern JewsSuch a plan is brilliant! Evil,...but truly brilliant. Why? The Israeli government will be able to achieve the following at little to no cost to it:
Aaron Klein, September 6, 2010
Netanyahu secretly proposed new plot in talks with Obama
JERUSALEM – Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu secretly has proposed a new plan whereby Jews living in the West Bank will remain in their communities after the territory becomes part of a Palestinian state, WND has learned.
Officials in both Israel and the Palestinian Authority have confirmed the plan to this reporter, marking the first time an Israeli leader has ever put on the table in a serious way a proposal involving Jewish West Bank residents remaining in a Palestinian state.
Conventional negotiations always has assumed an Israeli evacuation of its communities inside any territory taken over by the PA.
Middle East officials said the plan is being considered seriously by the Obama administration, while the PA has been less than enthusiastic. PA sources said they held a meeting last week over the plan.
The full details of the plan, such as specific security guarantees for the remaining Jews, were not disclosed. (Read more…)
1. The Israeli government will not be inconvenienced by calling up the army or police. No post-expulsion trauma, no criticism from the settlers (...Maybe from YeSh"A Council, but who cares about them anyway?).
2. No worries about collecting settlers' weapons. Let them kill off a few Arabs in their pointless struggles. What does the Israeli government care? It gets to get rid of a few Arabs, and then blames those crazy settlers for it!
3. Those Jews who regret their decision to stay won't receive a dime! After all THEY decided to stay there in the first place, and must take responsibility for THEIR decision. Maybe a token few will receive money, and be raised up as "heroes for peace." It would be good PR.
4. The government will finally be rid of those pesky settlers. Sure, they may get massacred, like the Arabs tried to do in Hevron in 1994, and succeeded in doing in 1929 (May God forbid!), but that will only server to gain sympathy with the goyim! (Doubt it.)
(WND cont.) Debriefing his cabinet on his trip last week to Washington, Netanyahu stated, "What is required is creative, novel thinking in order to resolve these complex issues."Creative? Novel?
I'll give you creative and novel, Mr. Prime Minister: Let's throw you out of office!
Sunday, September 05, 2010
Annual Conference "The Missionary Enemy" (כנס אויב המסיונר)
Annual Conference
יום ג' ו' תשרי תשע"א
Tuesday evening, September 14, 2010
7:00 - 10:30 PM
Binyanei ha'Umah
(Jerusalem Convention Center)
Speakers to include:
Rabbi Simcha Kook
Rav of Rehovoth
Rabbi Shlomo Aviner
(co-) Rav of Beth-El
Rabbi Tzafanyah Drori
Rav of Qiriyath Shemonah
Rabbi Yehudah Deri
Rav of Be'er Sheva
Rabbi Shalom Dov Lifshitz
Yad leAchim
Counter Missionaries
A video about missionary activity will also be shown.
Lost And Found In Israel (אבידות ומציאות בארץ)
Anniversary of the Second of Creation

Some saw me with it; some did not. But that did not help me pin down where I might have forgotten it.
I came back another day, and posted signs with my phone number, and pasted them where I knew I sat down, or stood waiting. No calls.
A few days I was passing by my post office, and decided that it might be a good idea to check my P. O. box. I do not check it very often. Why bother? All I mostly ever get are bills.
Well, sure enough, there was a letter from the police. Great! What could THEY want now?! Chasing after me for my unpaid J-walking tickets? (I'll get to those one of these days, I am sure.) Interrogation for yet another boo-boo incurred by a leftist not receiving enough attention?
Nope. The poh-lice found my tefillin, or at least someone turned them into them. The only thing I was worried about was that I had only 10 days to claim them after the date for the letter, which was dated August 1. The threat was that after 10 days ownership is not considered to be established, and the police does not have to keep it. Uh-oh.
What do you know? It wasn't even a trap. They really did find them. But how did they know they were mine? I did not recall leaving any identifying information in them. And if I had, why didn't someone just call me? I have lost several items before this, and someone was nice enough to call and arrange to get them to me.
I walked into the Lost & Found Office (אבידות ומציאות בארץ) at Yaffo Street 107, and received my tefillin quickly. The whole 10 day thing was just an "encouraging" way to get people there to pick of their lost stuff. i can't tell you how many key chains and bags I say, not to mention whatever was in the back room, from where my tefillin was procured.
So, now, I can give back the pair of tefillin which was loaned to me.
So, it seems the police is good for a lot more than harassing settlers, above and beyond their top notch detectives who catch rapists and murderers, and deal with organized crime.
They have a Lost & Found Department
Haveil Havalim #283 Is Up!
This week's edition of the Haveil Havalim Blog Carnival is up at What War Zone???
It's The After Dark Party Edition.
Wednesday, September 01, 2010
The Only Reason To Reject The "Two-State" Solution
Upon reading this article, I left the talkback found below....
Another Reason To Reject The "Two-State" Solution
Ted Belman, August 31, 2010
(Israpundit) In any imagined deal, except for Israel possibly accepting a token amount of “refugees”, everyone assumes they will resettle in the new Palestine. This may seem doable but in reality it would prevent a peaceful two-state solution from emerging.
Israel now has about 6.0 million Jews including those living east of the greenline and 1.5 million Arabs. Gaza and the West Bank have about have about 1.4 and 1.6 million Arabs respectively. In total there are 4.2 million Arabs in the combined territory. The total number of Arab refugees including their descendants exceed 4.2 million located as follows; 400,000 Lebanon, 400,000 in Syria, 2 million in Jordan some of whom have been given citizenship and the rest in Gaza and elsewhere. (Read more...)
The ONLY relevant reason to reject the so-called "two state" solution, is that it is forbidden according to Torah Law,...the only law relevant to Jews in Israel.
Ted, why does this reasoning always seem to elude you?
Then a Christian wrote in being all "supportive." Then commenter Shy Guy exposed the site this Christian posted to be messianic/missionary. So, then I added...
Ted, you may want to change to comment moderation,...hopefully to keep out the Christian and psuedo-Jewish liars off, and not those kosher Jews who are occasionally critical of you.
Court Jews At Clinton Wedding
A version of my talkback to the following report on Chelsea Clinton's wedding is belong. It has yet to be included. I sincerely doubt it will, but you never know.
Court Jews at Clinton Wedding
Moshe Phillips, 16 Ellul 5770/August 26, 2010
(Israel National News) The rabbi who co-conducted the Clinton-Mezvinsky wedding was Rabbi James Ponet, a Reform rabbi with deep connections to some of the most radical elements of the American Jewish community. Know your rabbis.
The media coverage of the marriage ceremony of Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky took several weeks to abate. The rabbi who co-conducted the Clinton-Mezvinsky wedding was Rabbi James Ponet, a Reform rabbi with deep connections to some of the most radical elements of the American Jewish community and that fact went completely unreported in both the American Jewish and general media. (Read more...)
I have said this a million times, and I will say it again, people like Ponet are not rabbis. He is more likely than not pasul even to mashlim a minyan.
Some of these "rabbis," who distort, when they do not reject, Torah sheb'al peh are not even Jewish. They are kofrim at worst, or tinoq shenishba or amei ha'aretz at best.
INN's response to this criticism was that the use of the word was for clarity.
I do not accept this.
Please at least put the word rabbi in parentheses ( ). Some of your contributors already do this. I believe that Steven Plaut is one.
Use of the title rabbi for those like Ponet is a denigration of those who truly deserve it.
Thank you.
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Haveil Havalim #281 Is Up!
This week's edition of the Haveil Havalim Blog Carnival is up at Ki Yachol Nuchal!
It's The Summer's End Edition!
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Top Ten Words and Phrases of תש"ע/5770
8 of the Sixth Month 5770
This annual tradition continues! ...usually being presented around my birthday,...which is today!
Also, don't forget to see the previous four years’ Top Ten Words & Phrases.
10. Y-M (JM), T”A, R”G, B”B, Q”S, B”Sh, RaShLa”Tz, GaBa”Sh, QaMa”Sh – Use of abbreviations is very common in
9. קטניות (qitniyoth – various legumes & edible seeds) – You know? Those things many Ashkenazi Jews in
8. לעבור דירה (moving) – In the past 15 months I have moved four times, after having lived in the same house for almost five years.
7. Likud – The party currently in power in the K'nesseth (Israeli Parliament). Prominent members include current Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu. I have been too busy (and too lazy?) to cancel my party membership. Lisa, by the way, does not think it's a good idea for me to cancel it.
6. Alpha Epsilon Pi [AEΠ] – A predominantly Jewish, college fraternity, and member of the IFC. I'll bet you wouldn't guess that I would include something “Greek” in my Top Ten List! Well, over the years, AEΠ has increased its identification with Israel through annual, sponsored trips.
It seems that I bump into AEΠ's now in
Last summer saw the founding of the first college fraternities in
5. The 'Hood – For me that is Qiriyath Moshe, as I am back in 'hood, after an eight absence. This is the first neighborhood in
4. Nachla'ois – Every few weeks or so, I have been spending a Shabbath meal in the neighborhood of Nahla'oth, only the third neighborhood built outside of the walls of the Old City of Jerusalem. I like to tease my friends there by pronouncing the name of their neighborhood in a pronounced, Hasidishe manner, being that it is a traditionally “super spiritual” neighborhood. Teasing aside, there are many friendly and interesting Jews who live there. Why, even I almost ended up living there,...twice.
3. Super Spiritual – This phrase is an inside joke for me, old friend Mattitiyahu, new friend Ze'ev, and a handful of others. Maybe you can figure this one out from A Tale Of Two Neighborhoods.
2. רכבת קלה (light rail) – The first line of the Jerusalem Light Rail is almost here! Estimated time of completion is April, 2011. I can't wait! Read more about the project's progress on Cosmic X In Jerusalem.
And the number one Top Word or Phrase of תש"ע/5770 is...
1. Flotilla – What the hell is a flotilla? Since when is a few rag-tag boats compared to a "a formation of small warships that may be part of a larger fleet?"
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Ten Reasons You Know You're Israeli
6 of the Sixth Month 5770
Don't forget to see Top 12 Reasons To Live In Israel!
You know that you're Israeli when...
10. You go to a restaurant, and the waitress automatically gives you a menu in Hebrew, not in English.
9. You ask for extra zhug (or arisah, etc.) with your food, and it's still not spicy enough.
8. Someone pulls up next to you in his car to ask for directions, another Israeli standing next to you beats you to the punch, and gives the directions instead. Then you say “Lo, lo, lo...,” and give alternative directions. And THEN, the Israeli who gave the original directions ends up agreeing with you, and tells the driver of the car that your directions are better.
7. You “just want to ask a quick question” at a government office, the clerk ends up taking care of your issue before everyone else in line, AND no one in line complains to you about it.
6. Your te'udath zehuth (identification card) becomes worn and damaged, and no one cares, because the number and enough of the photo are still recognizable.
5. Israelis stop accusing you of smiling too much,...like an American.
4. You get caught with a new computer at customs, and convince Ahi (“my brother”) the customs agent, to let you go through without declaring it.
3. Your Israeli roommate believes that you are more effective at dealing with your Israeli landlord, and has you talk to him instead. (What a minute! Does that make me Israeli, or a freier?)
2. You hear Americans talking about you in English, and think that you do not understand what they're saying.
And the number one reason you know you're Israeli is when...
1. You eat raw tehinah (sesame butter) directly out of the jar, instead of peanut butter, for a late night snack. (Do Israelis even do that?)